YELLOWDOG GRANNY: May 2010

Monday, May 31, 2010

THE FAMILIES OF THE BRIDE AND GROOM

Jenny and Thom during the Father of the Bride dance.

cutting the cake..no one smeared cake on the other too, which I was glad to see.

All of the Wedding party.

Grandma and the newly married.

walking very fast to go take my fecking shoes off. Hey, the weddings over...taking my fucking shoes off.

Thom and Candy and Candy's son Scott.

Nanny and Popaw. He had a stroke the day before the rehearsal dinner but insisted on being at both events.

Kathy and Robby and Jamie.

Thom Candy and Jamie

Jason's mom and dad and sister Lucy.

Ok..it's done ...fork me..I'm done too.

THE WEDDING....PICTURES

They looked like they belonged on the cake.

Jenny and Jason

the top of her gown. latest on the gown? this isn't the one she had picked. the shop screwed up the second gown too so she got to pick any dress in the store for free. she looked like a princess...until she opened her mouth..hahah

2 little ones on right are the flower girls and 2 on the left got new dresses so they wouldnt get pissed at their sisters.

flowers on our table..were on all the tables.

grooms cake is under all the chocolate covered cherries.

MR. and Mrs. Jason Machac.

BRIDE AND GROOM..JENNY SOUNDED LIKE MINNIE MOUSE..REALLY..CRIED ALL THE WAY DOWN THE AISLE AND THROUGH THE WEDDING..HA

BRIDE AND GROOM

WEDDING PICTURES PART 2

the wedding cake..which was excellent along with the chocolate on chocolate grooms cake and the chocolate covered strawberries which were as big as golf balls.

the best man again.

Jason and the best man and grooms man.

some of the flowers.

The beautiful maid of honor.

2,050TH POST..WEDDING PICTURES. Part1

Kathy and Robby. The girls mom and step dad..and the best man in the background.

Jamie who said she was going to beat me and Kyle to the bestman.

Kyle who wanted the bestman to switch teams while I wanted to see if he was interested in cougars. Kyle and I played rock/scissors/ paper for him.

Lucy..Jason's very sweet and pretty sister.

My son..Thom..with Jamie behind him.

Thom and his wife Candy. Not a good picture..they both looked so good.

Thom and Jamie and her asshole boyfriend Zac who I'm hoping by now he'll be the x-asshole boyfriend.

Jason, Thom and Nanny, my partner in crime.

THE WEDDING

http://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?aid=234439&id=796183867
you have to check out the best man..what a cutie pie. Kyle(jenny's best man/friend and gofer guy) is gay and he and I were playing rock, scissors, paper to see if he 'REALLY' was the BEST MAN.
Kyle was trying to get him to switch teams and I just wanted to know if he was interested in cougars. Jenny went all bridezilla on us.
The best part of the wedding was I think by the time she started walking down the aisle she mentally collapsed..she was sobbing all the way down the aisle..Tom was rolling his eyes and laughing..when they exchanged vows Jason was very assured and committed..Jenny sounded like Minnie Mouse. She was holding back tears and it was hysterical..The 2 grandmas got to sit together any how and at one point Nannie's husband turned to us and said "I'm going to pinch both of you." which sent us into gales of laughter. On our row there was Kathy's parents NANNY AND POPAW and me..There were 3 empty chairs past me. I told Nannie..they're for my 3 ex-husbands. She pinched me. Jenny and Jason Machac took a limo to Dallas and spent the night and then flew out Sunday morning to Florida. I hope lots of sun and sex will chill her the fuck out. I've never been so glad to see a wedding end in my life. My feet still hurt.

MEMORIAL DAY STUMBLES..

this is how my weekend went..all I'm going to say is...no more weddings..After standing for 2 days in 100 degree heat I have groin cramps so bad I have only had about 4 hours of sleep..The wedding was beatiful..Grandma burst into tears when I saw Jenny in her dress, prompting tears from everyone. Although I think Kathy's was from exhaustion and the thiness of her wallet. Jenny was bridezilla..less said the better. Got some great pictures but I won't post all 120 of them ..ha..happy Memorial Day.