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Monday, May 24, 2010

TADA:DEXTER

When I'm sitting at my computer and spin around in my chair..this is what I see. Kinda spooky.

I'm not sure..but think he's giving me the finger.
this is his normal way of sleeping...all over the place.





Dexter after his 'nip'...he'll sort of space out and just lay on his nip and stare at a piece of lint on the carpet.


This is Dexter in his 'I'm going to make you sorry you every decided to try to comb my fur out. Which I do at least 3 times a day..and he fights me fang and claw.



This is the look he gets right before he bites me..see the little grin?






Just thinking of ways to make my life miserable. And while I'm typing this he is in the cupboard in the kitchen where I keep his food. He will drag the can of cat food out, roll it across the floor and leave it at my feet and then glare at me till I go open it.








Who's the prettiest little pussy cat in the world..who's mommies pretty kitty kitty kitty..? oh man..he hates to be baby talked to ...







his spoils..he drags my socks and shoes out of the bedroom and scatters them all over the floor in the living room..oh fuck..here he comes..with a cat of cat food. gotta go..his highness needs to hear the can opener before he will let me have a moments peace.

24 comments:

inannasstar said...

maybe you should give him his nip then brush his hair while he's high : )

Intense Guy said...

When he drags your bra and panties out of the bedroom and scatters them around the living room, its time for some serious remedial training.

:)

He's got you whipped Granny... he really does! :)

Jan said...

Yellowdog Grannie--one pussy whipped human

turquoisemoon said...

I love Dexter, however I do believe he is a "pit" kitty!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I love the "comb out" photo -- it made me laugh out loud! My Gawd, what a creature he is!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

inann:good idea..get him high then curry him..
intense:oh i know it..he has my number and knows how to dial it up.
jan:imbarassing ain't it?
turq:pitty bull maine coon cross
debra:he loves to be petted and loved on but if you stop before he's ready? he'll bite the shit out of you..and if you come to visit and DON'T pet him when you come in? he'll bite you. if you use your hands while you talk? he'll bite you...fuck..he'll bite you if the mood strikes him..he's my wild and wooly boy..

Willym said...

and we know who rules the house - The Prince of Darkness himself!

Anne Johnson said...

I want to say he'll grow out of it when he gets older, but wowsa. That is one tough-looking critter. Handsome, though. I always forgive a lot of faults in a handsome man.

Twain12 said...

well at least he is extremely good looking

heartinhand said...

I love that some of your readers called you pussy-whipped, even though they stole my line! LOL!

Babs said...

He lets me baby talk to him, but he knows he doesn't have me whipped. I'm already whipped by the two that own me.

texlahoma said...

He's so pretty, reminds me of a cat I use to have. It's fun to wonder if they could be kin. He was a tom cat, use to be gone for days, his paws would have asphalt stains from the many miles he must have traveled around Norman, Ok.

billy pilgrim said...

i've said it before and i'll say it again, dexter rocks!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

willym:of course he runs the house..and he knows it too.
anne:i'll be prepared to get on him for some transgression and then he'll do something so damn cute..i just say fuckit.
twain:yup..he's one pretty pussy.
heart:yes, you started the whole thing
babs:yeah, but your aunti babs who can do no wrong.
tex:dexter is a wanderer too..so far keeps it to the apt complex.
billy:he does have a flair about him, dont he? ha

Nit Wit said...

If he rolled a can of cat food to me I would pick it up and put it in his dish unopened. Then I'd tell him, if your so smart open it yourself.

Then I could wake up in the hospital again and see all the nice get well cards you talked people into sending.

Then again if i kicked the bucket they would call it suicide by pussy cat.

jadedj said...

I once had a cat that looked very much like this one. When I displeased him, he would run through my legs in an attempt to trip me...that is to say, he was ready to eat and the bowl was empty. The older he got, the more serious it got. Started doing it on the basement stairs. I attribute my life to gripping the railing on the stairs any time I went down there, in anticipation of the little fucker tripping me. It is a miracle that I'm still alive to tell the tale.

Deanna said...

I've always heard that pets take on the personalities of their owners... just sayin'...

Deanna

Jaliya said...

He surely is a naughty boy! What a face ... what a ham he is. I think I'm going to go and lay out some nip for my kittones -- Time for some amusement! ;-D

Jaliya said...

I don't know if you've told the story ... how did Dexter get his name?

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

nitty:thats the only thing that keeps him in line is i know how to open the cans and he doesn't..
suicide by pussy...what a way to go.
jaliya:so far dex hasn't tried to kill me, but only because of the food thing.
named after the serial killer dexter..

sageweb said...

he is so cute..I want to squeeze him!

rosemary said...

you have captured him perfectly i think....he is adorable in a crafty sort of way.

The Sports Lounge Team said...

haha thats why i watch womens tennis. It would definitely liven up soccer. you should post some of the pics on your blog!

The Sports Lounge Team said...

lol we still have some Aussies alive in the tennis so fingers crossed :-). was weird how Roddick went out to an unknown.