I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

.......GONE FISHIN'.......


Due to a lack of interest....the Goddess and the Yellow Dog have gone fishin'....The last words spoken by either of them before they hauled ass on the cat driven chariot was "your on your on for now" and "yee fucking haw"....You should be able to figure out who said what....

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bass, tuna or Crappy??

Cyberoutlaw said...

Marlin, Barracuda or Great White?

Nit Wit said...

Toad fish or Dog fish for the cats?
I'm on vacation!
Can't use the balm yet. I'm using silver to kill infection along with horse pill size antibiotics.
I'm on vacation!

texlahoma said...

Damn, just when I needed your wisdom and advice. Oh nevermind, I see a drunk guy, I'll ask him... Oh nevermind, it was a mirror, that guy didn't look too bright anyway.

Rainwolf said...

Damn, and I was supposed to fish today. Ya'll bring me back some.

Mouthy Girl said...

How come I wasn't invited? Not for nothing but I'm a pretty good fucking fishing partner. I don't gut and clean 'em, but I can haul 'em in by the assload.

Next time give me some heads-up so I can PLAN. Sheesh.

And while I'm being selfish, if you could plan said fishing trips AFTER my last day of school, I'd be much obliged!

the rube said...

can the goddess feed 5000 peeple with 2 fish?

mckait said...

Hey ! Hope y'all are having fun without me.....

I sure have been having fun catching up with you...i have missed you.. I shared the link to your blog with my friend GreyEyes... that was two weeks ago and she hasn't stopped laughing yet....

you do rock o goddess

Bill Reilly is an ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

You both deserve some time away. You will be back to answer questions put forth by us, won't you? You are better than fortune cookies.

apositivepessimist said...

Well here I am thinking I may have sent my comment to you twice yesterday and here I find I didn't even send it the once?? Wish I could say I was on bloody good smoke but alas no.

So anyway I believe I said something along the lines of both you and the Goddess being careful not to hook yerselves up.

Tina said...

Catch anything? Oh i havent done that in while (ok, last year) -gotta get out there and do it again :)

Anonymous said...

I can get you plenty of fish, all you need is a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite!

yellowdoggranny said...

we fished for all of the above..fed it to the cats..
Nitwit's on vacation..yeah....
Tex:hey. I like that drunk guy in your mirror..
rainwolf:like I said..the cats got it..
buddha_girl:I promise, next trip..your with us..
the Rube:hey, she's the Goddess ..she can do anything she fucking wants to...
kath:tell greeneyes to come by and say howdy...glad your back...nice wedding pics..
bill O'Reiley is an asshole..
Jan:better than fortune cookies huh?..that's pretty cool..
apos:the Goddess and Yellowdog are old wily broads..they can't get into any trouble they can't lie or fight their way out of..
tina:fishing is right up there with naps..it's a good thing..
Rusty: I don't EVEN want to know what the toilet paper is for..I have some friends that used to fish with the old timey hand crank telephone..