I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, September 19, 2008

...CEDAR FEVER....

is kicking my ass...I'm going to be forced to shut the windows. Every time a cedar tree gets it on ...I sneeze, cough, and snot runs down my nose. It's not a pretty sight..so enjoy some stumbles while I recover.
fuckme till it freezes.

by the way..the very last one is for BillyPilgrim.
The kilts ones are for the ladies and the gay guys..enjoy..



















19 comments:

Cie Cheesemeister said...

I have a huge problem with these little purple flax flowers that grow en masse on roadsides. Breathing in the hideous smell of those (they smell kind of like a dead rotting mouse or squirrel) gives me a hellish headache that lasts for hours.

Gadfly said...

Heh.. I wish I had thought of leaving notes for prying moms when I was in my teens LOL

billy pilgrim said...

how can anyone not love a tortoise?

rosemary said...

In spring the cottonwoods give off pollen that looks like clumps of what else, cotton....the there is the pine dust....pure misery. Here, have a tissue. your pics give a whole new meaning to limp dicks.

Jan said...

You can find the funniest ones ever. The kilt picture with the queen has got to be a classic shot even with a little help from photoshop.

Travis Erwin said...

My wife has the same problem.

Anne Johnson said...

LMFAO! I'd be limp too if I had to sit next to the queen!

texlahoma said...

That reminds me, I need to get my Flonase (generic of course) refilled.
The pic with the dog and cats reminds me of Bob. He has to do anything that the other pets get to do.

Big Pissy said...

hee! love the turtle one. ;-)

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was a joke that men wore nothing under their kilts.

mckait said...

Hi Jac..

nothing new to report...
Still hoping McPalin is a bad dream...
and I want to be a stay at home kathy.. but not looking god in either area

take care

Nit Wit said...

I've heard about budget cuts befoer but the Scotts should really pay for underwear. Or they could make their army all female.

yellowdoggranny said...

cheesey:i think between the cedar, rag weed and annie, im full time allergy ridden.
gadfly:my daughter used to leave me notes to me in her diary all the time.
billy:everyone loves them sonsabitches.
rosemary:i have gone thru 2 boxes of kleenex and 2 bags of cough drops.
jan:don't you love photo shop?
travis;central texas is the worse for allergies..something to do with being in a valley and the winds coming from every direction...arghghgh.
anne:yeah, but look at the grin on his face.
tex;cause he's a pitty bull dog..
bigpissy:im big ito turtles now because of billypilgrim.
cotw:someone said they wear some sort of sack thing ..but ive never seen it..
kath:it's all a bad dream.
nitty:now that would be interesting wouldn't it?..ha

Anonymous said...

hahaha no way, those guys don't wear undies?! lol niiice

never heard of cedar fever :( sowwy you are suffering my dear friend...good to be back and reading blogs - life has been too busy over here lately

i got some odd, maybe good news - J is on the interview track for prof jobs - we may end up in Texas next summer?! :) hehe

take care

sageweb said...

Love the stumble!! Hope you are feeling better!

LostInColor said...

how long does cedar fever last? Hope you start to feel better soon.

TheWayfarer said...

Them Scots must rep what the Brits mean when they call someone a "cheeky fellow"...Especially the first two.
Buggah!

Anonymous said...

That one with the queen can't be real...can it?

evilganome said...

You have my sympathy regarding cedar fever. We've go ragweed up here and I'm praying for a freeze. And I hate the cold.

As for the kilts... at least I know I was being authentic when I wore one once.