I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I SICK...STUMBLE'S TO KEEP YOU BUSY

sorry, still sick...coughed up my left lung and the nails from my toes. I still feel like shit...and look worse.fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

















this is what is written on the bandido's motorcycle club's card.







21 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

if you can't read these..click on them and they'll enlarge..js

sageweb said...

Oh I love the lamp one...it got me.

Woozie said...

Fun fact about the lamp, it really is a woman.

PeeJay said...

"We are the People our Parents Warned Us About" is a Jimmy Buffett song....there's your parrothead fact of the day.

Anne Johnson said...

You saved the best for last.

Nit Wit said...

There is no way I would be able to keep my hands off that flyer.

Anonymous said...

I really need that crayon necklace.

LostInColor said...

hahaha, loved the kitty papertowel and the grandma one!

yellowdoggranny said...

sage:wasn't that cool?
woozie:ya think?
pj:i also have one of the bandido cards and it has it on there too..that's their motto..
anne:i think so too..ha
nitwit:bzzzzzzzzz
rebecca:pretty snazzy.
lic:i like to think that grandma one will be me in 14 years.

billy pilgrim said...

is it or isn't it a lamp?

that's my question next time the goddess answers questions.

Karl said...

Good Evening YellowDog Granny,

The last one is spot on.

Feel better soon.

Jan said...

Where can I get that non welcome mat that says oh shit you again?

Eat chicken soup and rest in bed...alone.

rosemary said...

feel better fast. may I suggest a good shot of JD?

Anonymous said...

Feel better soon darlin!
Some of these are absolutely hilarious! The lamp one is classic.

Robin said...

LOL, how did I ever test on a genius level? I kept clicking on the lamp one to "make it larger" as you suggested! I finally got it! Nice paint....!

Too funny. Still kicking myself over that one though! Take care of you woman...I'm not that far away...might just come do it for you! (you don't scare me!....okay, yeah, maybe a little!)

Gadfly said...

I have ALWAYS been of the people our parents warned us about ;-)

Allan said...

Hope you're feeling better.

Pom said...

Oh shit I need that doormat!

Hope you get to feeling better soon! This is bordering on ridiculous now.. or is She forcing you into a long needed break? Hmmm.... You are taking a break aren't you? Don't want to piss Her off after she worked so hard to get you to relax.

Anonymous said...

That pic of Pennywise is sooooo hot and erotic! Thank you!

Heidi said...

Hope you feel better soon!

That religious logic one killed me. So true! That woman/lamp one is bizarre! Also, loved the fat kitty Miguel, too.

Kulkuri said...

Lamp? You see a lamp? I don't see a lamp. Got that in an e-mail awhile back. Saved the one on Creationism. I like the bit about goatherders in tents 3000 years ago knowing more than modern scientists!!