THE COWBOYS WIN..THE COWBOYS WIN..

well, am i a happy camper or what...life is good..the cowboys won..and won good, not an ugly win...a cute win..not beautiful but cute..im still hoarse from screaming..sent the new neighbor lady running into her house by half time...when the center fumbled the ball to the qb i was screaming fuck so loud the windows were rattling...and to top it off, the sooners won for our boy and texas beat the crap out of ohio...i love kicking yankee ass..houston team sucked. they have the cutest damn qb but he is not going to make it in the league on looks..the steelers won their 14 seasonal opener..some record.im 11-4 so far..$5 a game..
this is going to be one of those catch all blogs...little bit of everything..
dennis hopper is a republican...that just boggles my mind...how the fuck can mr. easy rider be a republican..i always knew there was something about him that was wrong as i have this problem where if i dont like you i cant remember your name..dont know why but that has always been the way ...and i used to make jokes about dennis hopper must have taken so many drugs that it screwed up with my mind as i couldnt remember his name...now i know why..he's a republican...doh..
unbought scientific opinion is increaslingly hard to find.

am i the only person in the world(texas maybe) that loves to put butter then peanut butter and jelly on my pancakes????

back in the 70's i used to have a friend that worked for jose feliciano and jose sometimes could be a bit of an asshole, blind or not...so when he would be especially bad they would set out weird clothes for him to wear..plaids with stripes, yellow, red green mixed up...for some reason that strikes me as really funny.

i watched pbs again this week end and there was a show on noodling...soon as i saw what it was about i thought of sooner..as it is only done in oklahoma..i think...in case you have never heard of noodling..it is where you take your bare hands and go in to rivers, lakes, ponds, etc and catch cat fish with your bare hands..you stick your hand and arm into these mud holes, under trees,etc.and stick your arm in the holes and the catfish will take it in his mouth and they pull the fish out. .we're talking about fishes that weight up to 50 lbs or more...these guys have arms all scared up...in 2000 they had the first noodling contest...the guy that was supposed to be the best jerry somebody didnt catch any as he had been bit by a cotton mouth a few weeks before and was really pissed. but a good sport about it..the largest was a tie between 2 guys..54lbs a peice..and the largest stringer(most fish caught by one person) was 114lbs...that may have been one of the best hours i have spent watching tv in weeks...they even have a noodling queen...or queen of noodling...this is southern oklahoma which is damn near texas so that explains alot...have you ever noodled???? anyone? sooner, texlahoma???

BYE BYE YA'LL...SEE YOU MONDAY

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND...IT'S FALL HERE IN WEST BY GOD TEXAS, AND FALL ONLY LASTS 2-3 DAYS..SO WILL BE ENJOYING THE NICE WEATHER...97 DEGREES NO HUMIDITY..THA'S ALMOST SPRING HERE...EXCEPT NO BLUEBONNETS...FUCK IM USING ALL CAPS AGAIN...OOPS.
im going to mow the yard if it hairlips the governor...get all the crap off my porch from the garage sale..( 2 months ago) lordy im slow..
so hope you all have a safe and good weekend..hope jacksonville, fla doesnt get hit by ophilia...i'll light candles...hasta la byebye

KEEPER OF THE HANKIE

you know how royal peeps have some one to wait on them hand and feet..some one to carry the queen's purse, her robe, fetch her tea, what ever...well, i think that george w (aka forest gump) should have a keeper of the hanky...the hanky keeper...because as we all know he is full of shit and when he is that full of shit he leaks...it actually runs out of his ears and drips from his lips..so he needs someone with a hanky to dab it off and clean him up...so I think he needs a hanky keeper..only job he will have is to stand by and when forest goes on one of his "its hard work, I understnd your pain" speeches he can run up and wipe away the over flowing shit .....

WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT TEXAS...

this wasen't my idea..but think it is a good one..mentalhealthrn said i should blog on what we love about texas...and as for me...the thing i love most about texas is:....the clouds...we have the best damn clouds in the world...I can't tell you how many times I have been driving in my truck and spotted some glorious looking cloud and will just pull over and get out, lean my chubby ass up against the truck and just cloud watch...people used to stop and ask me if everthing was ok, did I have truck trouble, etc. but by now they all know Jackie is just cloud watching...(she's crazy you know)...and one other think i like about texas...the texan's ...we are a special breed of people...sometimes that is not a good thing..but most of the time...its wonderful...big hearts..

MEXICAN ARMY LANDS IN TEXAS

UNARMED TROOPS ARRIVE IN SAN ANTONIO TO HELP CARE FOR EVACUEES..
SAN ANTONIO...For the first time in 163 years, the Mexican army invaded San Antonio. This time no one complained...
A long line of trucks and troop carriers bearing 50 unarmed Mexican soldiers arrived Thursday afternoon at Kelly-usa on a humanitarian mission to aid thousands of of victims of Hurricane Katrina.
It is the first time Mexican troops have operated north of the rio grande since the Mexican war of 1846-48..and it marks the army's first appearance in San Antonio since a brief take-over in 1842 after the Texas Revolution..

some where in hell....Santa Anna is laughing his ass off

STUFF FROM THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS

my favorite paper, of all times
small little blurb aobut montana officials approved a plan that will allow hunters to kill up to 50 bison that leave Yellowstone national park, the state's first hunt of bison in 15 years...
well, im tore two ways about that..hate to see them get kilt.but if they are going to kilt them...let the indians do it...have a lottery where they pick some indians from the bison hunting indians and let them shoot them and keep the meat and fur...makes better sense than a bunch of rednecks with m-13's...

WATCHDOG SAYS YAHOO HELPED CHINA FIND DISSIDENT
Beijing--A media watchdog group has accused american internet giant Yahoo of helping the chinese government track down a "cyber-dissent" who was sentenced to 10 years in prison on charges of e-mailing state secrets. Reporters Without Borders said Yahoo provided information that enabled the Chinese government to link sensitive materials found on the internet to the personal computer of reporter Shi Tao. Yahoo's legal department in Beijing didn't respoind to inquiries about the case...

yahoo is becoming a real prick and asskissing up to the chinese is making me sick...
there was another article not long ago that i blogged about where yahoo was working with the chinese government to find people on yahoo..

OUR BRAINS MAY BE A WORK IN PROGRESS
Washington--
Controversial study suggests gray matter isn't done evolving...That the defining feature of humans--our large brains..contineued to evolve as recently as 5,800 years ago, and may be doing so today.........
ther is much more in the article but the first thing i thought of ..was..living proof of that....because if anyones brain is still evolving..its ole forest gump's...5 years ago he couldnt even spell president..now he are one...

MORE REASONS WHY TEXAN'S ARE FAT FAT FAT..
WHAT'S COOKIN' AT THE STATE FAIR OF TEXAS
Awesome bread pudding wrap...wrapped in tortilla with rum sauce and fried
chicken tender'n biscuit..fried chicken and biscuit sandwich
country fried pork chop sandwich
fried apple taco
fried coconut coated pineapple
fried italian meatballs
fried pbj and banana sandwich
fried nutter nana sandwich
fried texas crab cakes
vegas fried ice cream
and all the other regular fried stuff...and dipped in batter and fried..
that's enough to still your heart..

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO......

MONTY ROCK III?
The guy that played Blue on High Chaparel.
Loudon Wainwright III?
CAPUCINE
The guy that played Adam on Bonanza
Shelly Winters
Chris Lemmon
Hugh O'Brian
Barbara Steele, remember her..she played the female vampire in all the old vampire movies in the 60's and 70's
I started to put down George Hamilton, then realized i really didnt give a shit
Joe Pesci
Mia Farrow
John Goodman
David Keith
Debra Winger and Glynis Johns....

GUN MONKEYS....BY VICTOR GISCHLER

I was in caritas here in west..which is like a salvation army store..but smaller..i get lots of good stuff there..bought a brand new leather purse yesterday for $3..but the best thing I got was a paperback for .25. The title of it is Gun Monkeys...well, i had to buy it..this is what is on the back of the book..
"shoot first.....explain later..."
"Charlie Swift just pumped three .38-caliber bullets into a dead polar bear in his taxidermist girlfriend's garage. But he's a gun-monkey, and no one can blame him for having an itchy trigger finger. Ever since he drove down the Florida Turnpike with a headless body in the trunk of a Chrysler, then took down four cops, Charlie's been running hard through the sprawling sleaze of central Florida. And to make matters worse, he's holding on to somce crooked paperwork that a lot of people would like to take off his hands.Now, with his boss disappearing and his friends dropping like flies, Charlie has his work cut out just to survive.If he wants to keep the money and get the girl too, he's relly going to have to go ape.".

review of book Nomintated for the edgar award for best first novel, Gun Monkeys is a fast, furious collage of wit and wiseguys, violence and thrills---and a full-throttle run through the dark side of the sunshine state.

I dont know about ya'll but doesnt that sound like our boy sooner????
I think i will read it and then send it to babs, she can send it on if anyone wants to read it...but it sound too funny for me to pass up...i mean really GUN MONKEYS....

GENERIC STUFF

i buy a lot of generic stuff, like canned veggies, cereal,spices,tea etc..but when it comes to my ass i dont skimp...my ass deserves the very best..charmin only..

CHENEY TOLD TO .....................

i was watching news late(early in am) and only saw this one time. cheny was in new orleans doing HIS version of the south shall rise again speach and someone in the crowd yelled out "go fuck yourself mr. cheney"..i laughed so hard i nearly fell out of my chair..so far only saw it played that one time and no one else has mentioned it but made my day...think the guy showed him to much respect by calling him mr. cheney..should have said "go fuck yourself asshole"...

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE WEST

i have been in here since 3pm and left about 6pm, went to video store and turned in my video's and went to get the dallas paper..no purse..shit...where is my purse..so drove back to video store, no purse..then came back to the library and it is still sitting on the top of the computer..place is packed with kids, old folks, etc. and no one touched my purse...mentioned that to the volunteer that is working that everyone is so honest..and how great that is...she laughed and said, more likely they were afraid to touch it cause they knew it was yours and knew that you would kick their ass if they messed with your purse...
dont you just love small towns where the reputation you made 30 years ago still stands...

BEST TENNIS MATCH IN YEARS

i watched letterman last night and right after they had the results of the us open from earlier that day..the game was still going on between agassi and blake.the first 2 sets were won by blake, then agassi won the next 2 sets, then they were tied for the 5th set and then went into tie breaker...agassi won it 75..but it was the best game i have seen in years...not since macenro, conners, borg were playing have i seen such a great game..here is agassi at 35 still kicking ass...plus the kid is 25 and had spent the past year over coming an accident where he was partially parlalyzed, plus his father had died from cancer...so there was a lot of immotions to urge them on...man it was a good game...i wanted both of them to win...such a great great game.

PRE-SEASON ...RESULTS FOR TACKY JACKY

my results for the preseason are 38 wins, 26 loses, and one push....so for the preseason im up $90..now if i would just quit betting with my heart for the cowboys i might have a winning season ....go boys..

MORE PBS STUFF

i was watching mr. rogers the other afternoon and learned how to make erasers..man was that cool...
so anyhow, im watching pbs the other night and there is a show on willa cather...talked about how she was having turmoil and went to the edge of the desert to find herself..to listen to her inner voices, to find inspiration, etc..you know ..get her shit together..so that got me to thinking about my going off to the edge of the desert and trying to find my inner self, listen to the voices..get my shit together...so to speak...well, i may be in texas..but there isnt a desert close by...im in central texas...so no desert...so i got in my truck last night and drove to the edge of town..out toward tokio, texas...pulled the truck over..got out my blanket, pillow and 6-pack of dublin dr.pepper and got comfy...was going to commune with nature and find myself...



well, what i found was a fucking red ant pile...9,783 fucking mosquiteo's, gnats up the ass, and a dead something that had been ripping for about a week..when i jumped up off the blanket to get away from the ants is when i found the stinging nettles..which led me to falling into the dead thing...so i had not only found myself, i had found myself in a fucking mess...the only inner voice i heard was my own, telling me to get the fuck back to town and dont forget the damn dr.pepper's..
so after a nice hot bath, followed by a calomine wash down, 2 dr.peppers and a dish of blue bell ice cream..i had discovered something important...getting your shit together is not important if you not only cant lift it, you have no place to take it..
so for all you people that need a mantra like mine..its ommmmmmmmmidontgiveafuckkkkkkkkk...

OTHER WEST NEWS

donations are being accepted for hurrican katrina..so far we have 60 survivors here..well a little place called latham..has a church camp and they have room for 500 but only 60 came so far..we collected so much that by today they are not taking any more clothes, etc. as we have to place to store it before they can send it off...pretty cool..
the little town of tours is having meetings to discuss Trans-Texas Corridor. if it goes thru it will go by axtell and east of the Leroy-Tours area and they are hoping up and down pissed...lots of farm acerage out there and they are raising hell...
we had 2 births 3 deaths, i marriage, and 4 birthday announcements...plus 50 years ago this week we had 7 births...west football team is 1-1 and play lorena this friday...hope they win..we lost our 2nd game 35-14..ugh...we are going to have a domino tournament on the 10 at west columbus hall.the lady trogans defested connaly in volley ball..we have great girls teams in all sports here..better than the boys teams most years..have a new listing for house..2-3bed. frame house on 3 lots with nice trees for $30,000...houses are really cheap here...4 garage sales...the greek resturant is looking for a waitress..$2.50 an hour plus tips...which reminds me, my 16 year old granddaughter jamie is working as a cook afterschool and weekends at the really nice spittoon cafe...she started out washing dishes and just stuck it out till she worked her way up...she gets paid welland is learning how to be a chef..which is something she is interested in...when she and the other 3 granddaughters were little they would come to grandma's during the time they were off for christmas. and we would bake cookies...cho.chip, peanut butter, and sugar cookies that they would ice.we also made gingerbread women...i started that when there were just the 2 oldesst girls jenny and nicole and lord the mess...i would still be finding green icing on the ceilings and wall boards for months after xmas..and they would mix all the food colors together and make the ugliest purpleish black icing and ice everything with it...some of the sugar cookies were so thick and hard you could use them for door stops..but their daddys ate them all and thought they were delicious..then they got to the age where they had so many things to do that we havent done it in a few years...were going to do it last year and then they went skiing for the holidays...so maybe this year.some of my best memories..they also liked coming to granny's for holloween(my favorite holiday) as i always had the best candy or made great stuff for them..made s'mores one year, cupcakes, brownies, taffy, all kinds of stuff that i would make instead of buying...plus i dressed up in weird costumes..one year i dressed up as a nun..freaked them out...that was scarrier than when i dressed up as a vampire and that was scarry..

WESTFEST ATTENDANCE SURPASSES 22,000

there were fewer people here this year than last but can be attributed to the gas prices and hurricane katrina..but still all in all it went well...total:22,408
FRIDAY NIGHT:2,702
SATURDAY: 2,186
SUNDAY:7,520
but that is still alot of people for our little town..They collected $1,800 at the polka mass for hurrican survivors...
but here is the impressive stats...food consumed: 1,650 hamburgers,1,050 corny dogs, 1,100 lbs. of french fries,1,480 armadillo eggs, 600 armadillo tails, 3,800 kolaches, 550 bbq sandwiches, 750 turkey legs,1,500 potato pancakes, 250 baked potatoes, 1,150 lbs. of spudzillas, 8,895 sausage sandwiches, sausage sticks and sausage and kraut plates, 2, 775 roasted iars of corn, 1,200 snowcones, 2,400 bottles of water, 1,500 servings of cotton candy,860 servings of Bavarian nuts, 300 lbs.of corn for kettle popcorn, 55 lbs.of pork rinds, 400loaves of bread, 193 skunk eggs, 3 1/2 cases of fried green tomatoes, 30 gallons of fried pickles, 30 lbs. of fried squash, 375 ice cream floats, and 300 lbs of sausage products, 40 gallons of funnel cake mix, 300 rosettes, 150 gyros, 128 steaks on a stick, 700 super nachos, 150 dozen tamales, 520 frijitas and 55 strudels...you see how they managed not to tell you how much beer was drank...lots...tons...a whole bunch..many, many kegs...pevo was drank by all..'cept me...(is that drank or drunk???)

QUOTES FROM FOREST GUMP ABOUT KATRINA

sunday, outside his ranch(its not a fucking ranch, ther are no livestock..fuckers) in Crawford, TExas after he had declared a state of emergency as Hurricane Katrina approached:"These declarations will allow federal agencies to corrdinate all dister relief efforts, with state and local officials. We will do everything in our power to help the people in the communties affected by this storm."
Monday, at a Mediare event in El Mirage, Ariz., after Hurricane Katrina roared ashore:"when the storm passes, the federal government has got assets and resources that we'll be deploying to help you. In the meantime, America wil pray--pray for the health and safety of all our citizens."
Tuesday, at a v-j Day commemoration in San Diego, as rising floodwaters paralyzed New Orleans:"the federal, state and local governments are working side by side to do all we can to help people get back on their feet, and we have got a lot of work to do."
Wednesday, at the White House after flying over the devastated area, with the death toll forcast in the thousands:"we are dealing with one of the worst natural disasters in our nation's history..The dept of energy is approving loans from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to limit disruptions in crude supplies for refineries..This will help take some pressure off of gas prices. But our citizens must understand this storm has disrupted the capacity to make gasoline and generate gasoline."
Thursday, in the Oval Office, flanked by former Presidents George Bush and Bill Clinton and after New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin issued a "desperate SOS":"We all know this is an agonizing time for the people of the Gulf Coast.I ask their continued patienc as recovery operations unfold."
Friday, after a tour of Biloxi, Miss.""I am satisfied with the respoinse.I'm not satisfied with all the results."

source:White House


fuck me till I'm blind, deaf and out of the will...bang my head....bang my head...weep, wail and call on the goddess to come smite that asshole....

CALIFORNIA DRUG WARS...

issue is whether to curb, legitimize shops that sell medical marijuana...
san francisco...Kevin Reed has a broad smile as he watches a stream of customers..as many as 300 a day..examine the neatly displayed merchandise at his Green Cross medical-marijuana dispensary.
Several dozen large glass jars, stuffed with green buds and labeled with names such as "juicy fruit" and "wonder woman", sit on the counter in the narrow San Francisco shop that shares the block with a hair salon and Irish bar(figures. heehee)An extensive price list on a large white board starts at $40 for an eight of an ounce.
Mr. Reed and 40 other pot-club operators are at the center of a raging debate over who, if anyone, should regulate them...a subject that grew hazier in June when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that medicinal-marijuana laws in a dozen states including California do not protect users or suppliers from federal proscecution.

there is more to the article which was in the sat. Dallas Morning News in the Nation/World section..in case you want to finish reading it...but the pictures of the buds are unbelievable..
my daughter when she first got to calif. because she had so much trouble with anxiety, panic attacks, etc. got a marijuana medicinal card..she could grow it and smoke it...she lived in mendicino county and everyone including the lawyers, and a few judges grew it...that was the cash crop...and one thing you learned right away...dont tresspass....
wonder if they hunt arrowheads too...

BITS AND PEICES OF NEWS

read this in the dallas paper last sat..cracked me up and scared the shit out of me at the same time..doh..
arkansas meth addicts seem to be collecting arrowheads...
white county sherriff pat garrett(that is really his name..where's billy the kid)said that after more than 100 search warrants he has come to expect arrowheads, many thousands of years old, when he storms the home of suspected meth makers.
the reason is:"you get kind of wired ont that stuff, and you need to have something to do", said mr. young who is in the white county jail awaiting trial on meth charges..Mr. Young, 36, sold his arrow head collection to a local dealer for $1,250. enough to pay for a defense lawyer. He said "head hunting" filled his need for activity when he was on meth."you just get to walking and lookiing at the ground," mr. young said."you get to looking and an arrowhead catches your eye".."the strangest things you find out there is other dopeheads," said mr. young, who added that drug dealers and users often trade the arrowheads among themselves..
but local farmers find the groups of drugged arrowhead searchers an annoyance.
"to me, arrowhead hunting is the same as me going to a stranger's garden and picking his tomatoes," said Jerry Smith, who farms in nearby Brandford."that land and what's on it belongs to me."


well if that aint the shits..

THE GODDESS IDEA

i am thinking about starting a tshirt business and they will all have bits of wisdom from the goddess on them...first of all there would be the "WHAT WOULD THE GODDESS DO"? and "vengence is for the holy only", "live in peace or I'll smite your ass", "love your fellow man or I'll kick your ass", "marriage is for the commited". stuff like that..what do you think? would I be another Ronald Macdonald Trump? I have lots of ideas for sayings for the tshirts. need to figure out how i can pattent the name The Goddess...wonder how you do that...as you see I had lots of time on my hands this weekend and had nothing to do but think of weird shit to do...
also want to get with sooner and establish a fund to start a Joe Don Looney award..for the athelete with the most promising future that fucked up...
and speaking of soonerboy..im so sorry about your team getting beat by a bunch of frogs...what a shame..the point spread was sooners minus 26...I saw the score and i swear i could hear sooner screaming all the way from oklahoma...cheer up sweety..they are switching quarterbacks...better luck next game..

NO WORD ON THE REUNION SCREWUP

im wating to hear from my cousin michael about the reunion.my cousin bruce the one that pissed me off send me pictures of the reunion and didnt mention anything else..so maybe no one but bill nash and michael nash know of my miss sent email...i laughed all weekend ...every time i would think of it i would start to laugh again..it is so typical of something i would do...doh...there are only 2 of my aunts and uncles left out of 7...my aunt leola and my uncle bob..who we call wowo and hick...wowo cause we coulndnt pronounce leola when we were really little and hick from my aunt leola who gave him the nick name cause she said he was as hard headed as a hickory nut when they were kids...he still is...

I SURVIVED ANOTHER WEST FEST

and it wasent near as bad as i thought it would be as gas prices kept the crowd down to a respectful manageable bunch of drunks..i didnt even go..thought about it and said fuckit..rented some movies got a case of dublin dr.pepper some blue bell ice cream, chicken and kicked back. only came out to get paper and ran back home..i did drive by before and took some pictures. and a few during the rush but i didnt even go to the parade..it was shorter this year too..eveyone i talked to said it was a good one because there werent alot of people..30,000 people in our little town is a big ass mess..so will have to wait till i see the west paper wed and see what the count was..want you to know that the west fest organization donates money each year to the fire dept. the ambulance dept. the library, etc. last year they donated over $30,000 to various organizations..pretty cool...

JACKIESUE SCREWED THE POOCH AGAIN...BIG TIME

well, im laughing so hard im hysterical...eveyone at the libary is laughing with me even though they havent a clue..they dont know that im laughing cause i have done fucked up big time...as eveyone knows i was to go to the reunion this weekend in mesquite, texas...where allllllll of my kinfolk think bush is the second coming...and i had talked to my cousin bruce yesterday and by the time i got thru talking to him i was fit to be tied..bush this bush that..yea bush...fuck me till im deaf blind and out of the will...so i write an email to my cousin michael who's last name is nash...and rant and rave about our right wing nutcase relatives and how they all make my ass hurt and dont want to go to the reunion cause if i have to listen to them go on about their ole buddy bush i would go redneck and hurt some one...and signed it fuck fuck fuck...and then sent it to my "other" cousin who's last name is nash and is a chaplain...just as i hit send i saw the bill nash instead of michael nash...i tried to unsend it, but no way...so that is when i burst into hysterical laughter and keep saying oh god, what have i done. what have i done..laughing my ass off..had to laugh, crying wasent going to bring that fucking email back...so then i sent another email to bill nash and said..."oops, as you can see this was meant for michael not you"..."sorry"...no word yet...but think my days of being invited to any more family reunions is going to be slim and none..oh, lordy im still laughing....fuck fuck fuck...

STATE FAIR PIG

he won the pig contest last year and everyone thought he would be dead by now as they dont live that long on the hoof before someone makes bacon out of him..but this little chubette weighs in at 1,183..sleeps 23/7 and lives high on the hog..is name is boris..wish i could figure out how to get his picture on here..but dallas am news has it and think it is in the metro section...

well, it looks like im going to be making that second tip of ass hauling..and unless my bud's computer is fixed i wont see ya'll till tuesday..i'll be twitching and fidgetting all over the place by then...have a good labor day weekend..if i get in touch with red cross and they will send me..i may be posting from the south, as im going to see if they will let me go help..gotta do something...worried that my high blood pressure might keep me grounded though..will let you know...hasta la byby babes.

A SMALL DISTRACTION FROM KATRINA

dont want to post any of my psychotic rants here as it is not the time..but thought maybe a small update on the westfest happenings would be ok...these are some of the foods that will be sold at different booths..along with lots of pevo(beer in czech)...there will be armadillo eggs, armadillo tails,(dont ask i havent a clue), pretzels, soft-serve ice cream, tea, baked potatoes, lemonade, corny dogs, french fries, potato pancakes, potato pancakes with sausage, sausage, sausage sandwiches, sausage kolaches, sausage potato and kraut plate, beef fajitas, chicken fajitas, tostadas, hamburgers, cheeseburgers,super nachos, tamales, tacos, chalupas, burritos, sausage on a stick, corn on the cob on a stick, snow cones, cotton candy, sausage products, bbq sandwiches, chips pickles, roasted corn, kolaches, bohemian sanwiches(still dont know what that is), strudel, skink eggs,(nope dont know what that is either), chicken-fried steak sandwich, onion rings, krapli(?????), turkey drumsticks, beer-bread sausage sandwiches, funnel cakes, rosettes, frito pies, kettle corn, pork rinds, pecans almonds, cashews spudzillas, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles, fried squash, steak or chicken on a stick, ice cream floats, fruit and meat kolaches, gyros, spanako pita, pita sausage, greek sausage on a stick..(along with the greek maybe??)and of course...more sausage...this is along with a updated first aid booth..with i would assume..lots of alka-seltzer...pepto bismo and other anti-acids..
in case you do meet up with some czech's at west fest or other places(mostly pevo joints) here is a little help:
hello: dobry den (dobree den)
good morning: dobre rano(dobreh ranoh)
goodnight:dobrou noc(dobrow noc)