I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Saturday, September 10, 2005

KEEPER OF THE HANKIE


you know how royal peeps have some one to wait on them hand and feet..some one to carry the queen's purse, her robe, fetch her tea, what ever...well, i think that george w (aka forest gump) should have a keeper of the hanky...the hanky keeper...because as we all know he is full of shit and when he is that full of shit he leaks...it actually runs out of his ears and drips from his lips..so he needs someone with a hanky to dab it off and clean him up...so I think he needs a hanky keeper..only job he will have is to stand by and when forest goes on one of his "its hard work, I understnd your pain" speeches he can run up and wipe away the over flowing shit .....

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