.......WATCHING PORN.......

Knock if your horny....

I think that is what I'm going to put on the sign for my door...that should do it..


Ok...now for what it really important...fucking blogspot...it sucks bites and blows...
I have had such a problem with the new instant save fucker..Plus for the past 2-3 nights I have been unable to post comments or even read some of my favorite peoples...finally today I was able to catch up...what is up with this place?
I used to love it..it was such a great improvement over the other not to be named place, which by the way I heard has been bought by new owners and is a better place now..But I babble..Here is where I is now and here is where they are being a pain in my rosy redneck ass..
Is it just me?...When I post it saves every time you pause..which will end up being a space on the printed post..I hate that..It freezes up while it is saving..and it is harder now to post pictures then it was before..the only good thing is that it prints faster when you are done..
sigh*..I'm getting to be such a crotchity old bitch...(surprise..surprise..surprise)To top it off..the Asshole is about to drive me to drink, smoke crack and break about 39 different peta laws on his ass...He and Annie now stage wrestling matches every night till 4am...He chews on my feet while I am on the computer..gets tangled up in the wire to the phone and mouse and jerks them into the floor at lest 6 times a day..little fucker..He knocks all the articles I tear out of the paper to post about and chews them up..So if some of the data is a little skewed it's because he ate half the article..
I have been trying to get in touch with Anessa and Devon so I can state my case about the whys of Devon's not being allowed to use my computer anymore..but they are out of pocket..maybe they read my blog...
This is going to be a short post..just an outlet to bitch..going to go make my sign..trying to decide if I should put 'porn' or if I should specify the type of porn I'm watching..hmmm, decisions decisions decisions...
fuckme till I make movies..

THE CARPET DOESN'T MATCH THE DRAPES

I dyed my hair red..Why is it, that my hair color never comes out looking like the lady on the box?...She has this lovely strawberry blond Doris Day hair cut...I dyed my hair last night and it is the same color as....well, I don't think there is actually a color of red as the red on my head...I forgot about dying it this morning and when I went to brush my teeth I nearly had a heart attack..I thought my head was bleeding..It's not that maroon red that Shady Lane refers to as "motherfucker red"...it's more of a ....I swear to the Goddess I can't come up with a red that color..I may have invented a new color..it's more of a "what the fuck? red"...yup..that's what it should say instead of Auburn..it should say "WHAT THE FUCK RED"..can't wait to show your neighbors your new hair color so they can say "what the fuck?"...as if my life isn't interesting enough..now I have hair that will stop traffic and scare small children..
Every time I look in the mirrow I think..."With the coupon it only cost $1.98..."...
Yesterday as I was 'fixin' to close the library down Anessa came by with Devon(the ball playing kid)...and said.."I'm on my way to work and Devon want's to go to your house, is that ok?"..
duh?...and since I'm not a fast liar..I said.."Uh, ok...sure"...thinking to myself(motherfucking shit)..So I take Devon who is a great kid..don't get me wrong..but I have raised my kids and the grandkids are grown now too..I don't want to hang out with a 13 year old..and Devon says 8 words a day...good morning and good night being 2 of them(eat, drink, where's the bathroom and thanks being the others)...anyhow..it's Sat. I like to go garage sale hunting..so I do..Devon sits in truck reading his book..which is fine with me..I bought a pink cushion seat($3) for little girls with Princess on it for Annie..(who wouldn't sit on it if the rest of the house was on fire)a box full of picture frames..all really really nice...for $2..and a glass vanity tray with pewter handles on it for .30cents..It's beautiful..and so not me...but it's purty..and will probably end up giving it to one of the granddaughters..Come back to the house..where Devon's true reason for coming becomes apparent."Can I use your computer?"....so I explain everything to him and then I go do what I would go anyhow..read, watch tv...I had to eat so had to feed him too...Several times I asked him if he was ready to go home..hint fucking hint(reminder to self..kids don't take hints)...nope..he's happy as a clam..so finally when it is time for me to eat dinner and I'm not feeding him again..I say.."It's time for you to go home"...and I take him home..now to the reason for this semi-bitch...I eat, get on computer..up pops im's from about 6 kids..what the fuck?..I don't have im..it bogs down my computer...well, I do now..Devon has taken it upon himself to download the im dealyflopthingy to get im's...My ass hit the ceiling about 2 seconds after my head did..Who the fuck does this kid think he is..and didn't he ever listen to his Daddy when he was telling him about the asses I used to kick?..Does he think 'cause I'm an old lady my ass kicking abilities have weaken and left him immune to my converse....I think not...so me and Devon are going to have a little heart to heart...where he is going to learn a life lesson....don't fuck with little old lady's ..no matter now nice they may seem...

..............BEDLAM..............

Life as I once knew it is just a passing memory.
Where do I start?..With the painters..They came yesterday morning and said:"we're going to paint today..so take everything off your porch and move your truck so it doesn't get paint spray on it". So at 9am I bring in all my plants except for the ones on the walkway...all the chimes,the 2 little rattan tables, the indian basket,the 2 bags of birdseed,the 2 rugs,the little catch all chatchas, the broom, my clippers and assorted yard tools,etc etc etc..
Move the truck all the way to the other end of apartments and walk back..5pm..they leave..never having painted my apartment the fuckers..
I move the truck back and go watch my friend Inky and Anessa's son Devon play baseball. They win...15-5..it was cool..This morning, they come back to the apartment and tell me to move the truck again..I remind them that's what they said yesterday..she shrugs her shoulders..not realizing that I am an old lady who had little sleep the night before as 'little asshole' has(well maybe not, but he acted like it) found my old stash of meth and decided he wants to spend the entire night attacking my head, hands, feet and my eyelids during rem sleep..I must have tossed him out of the bed 8-10 times renaming him each time..from 'you little asshole, sonofabitch,little fucker, bastard, and you dirty
rottenmotherfuckingsonof
abitchingasshole',
all to Annie's amusement..she thinks it's
funny that the new arrival is not finding
his way into my heart..she still rules supreme..and to add
insult to injury..I am now popular...like I need that shit..(where the fuck where you during high
school?)Margaret and Mary come by and visit 3-4 times a day..Seems I am good entertainment for them..They could care less that I don't particularly like people and prefer my own company, besides the fact they seem to find the perfect time to visit during my soap operas..
...Babs and I have talked about this and we think the thing to do is make a sign that says:"watching Soap Operas..knock at your own risk."and hang it on my door..that's the nice version..my personal favorite is "don't fuck with me from 11pm-3pm"
Now don't get me wrong..I like Margaret and Mary
but I like them on my terms..actually that's how I feel about people in general..I sorta like people...if I go shopping..I will say howdy, smile and ask how your doing..I don't really give a shit and expect a 'fine..how about you'..answer..if you start telling me about your hemorrhoids, my eyes will glaze over and I will point to my cart which has a few cans of cat food, mutter, have to go..it's melting..and scoot off..But if I'm in the mood I will listen while you ramble on about the latest achievements of your grand kid(who I know just got out of Highway 6 jail)..smile and say "Bless his heart"..all the clerks in the stores like me cause I come in smiling and making jokes.When they ask me 'how's it going?'..I usually say:"body count is low"....or "for a little ole fat lady, I don't sweat much"...I like making people laugh..but don't want them coming to the house for 'comedy hour'...They don't realize the reason why I'm so happy is they amuse me..but not in my little abode..leave me the fuck alone.
is that wrong?..As if that mattered...I am like Popeye...I yam what I yam...
To top off my day..I wake up to find out they have released Paris(I've been down on everything but the Titanic)Hilton out of jail..is there no justice?...what a silly question...They should make her do 1,000 hours of community service at a homeless shelter or soup kitchen..or send her to my place for a life lesson she will never forget...PLUS:I am so sick and tired of eating tuna fish salads,ground turkey, fish, and chicken ...I find no humor in eating celery sticks,diet, bland, no taste fucking cookies..who's idea was that?...Judas Priest..
I eat oatmeal for breakfast..no more bacon and eggs...no sandwiches,no bread, no potatoes, no rice, pasta...no Dr.Pepper, no Blue Bell Ice cream(which is celebrating there 100th birthday and are having sales all over the place.)and no chips...no kolaches(living in a town with 5 bakeries and the smell of kolaches baking every morning is pure torture..)'nuttin'good...
The way I look at it...if one more person knocks on my door, or the Chinese poison one more food source, or Bush fucks up one more time....I can
not be held responsible for my actions..I have been known to listen to the voices...
fuckme I'll never smile again...

FICKLED FINGER OF FATE ..YELLOWDOG NEWS

"The older I get, the more I admire and crave competence, just simple competence, in any field

from adultry to zoology."....H.L.Mencken..

Ain't that the truth...

General discharge urged for protesting Marine vet.

A Marine Corps panel recommended a general discharge Monday for Cpl.Adam Kokesh, the Iraq war veteran who wore his uniform to a protest rally against the war...Cpl. Kokesh would not lose any military benefits if the

recommendation is approved by Brig. Gen.

Darrell Moore, one of two officers who

received his obscene e-mail

I am going to find out how to email Brig. Gen. Moore my ownself..have I got an obscene e-mail for him....them fuckers...I wish everyone would send him an obscene e-mail...like 'get the fuck out of Iraq'....huggs...

Ah...Texas is yet again..number one..

In states with the highest total carbon

dioxide emissions

in million metric tons in 2003. Each

metric ton is 2,204.6 pounds

670...Texas

389...California

271 ...Pennsylvania

266...Ohio

244...Florida...

As each and everyone of you know...I have a sick twisted sense of justice..of right and wrong..and the punishment for the crime...these

2 articles cracked me up..because I think the punishment for the first article should be the same punishment of the second one...

PFIXER DRUG TRIAL LEADS TO CHARGES..

Officials in Nigeria have brought criminal charges againsst pharmaceutical giant Pfizer Inc.for the company's alleged role in the deaths of children who received an unapproved drug during a meningitis epidemic.

The government alleges that Pfizer researchers selected 200 children and infants from crowds at a makeshift epidemic camp in Kano and gave about

half of the group an untested antibiotic called Trovan. Researchers gave the other children what the lawsuit describes as a dangerously low dose of a comparison drug made by Hoffman-Laroche.

In a written statement, Pzizer said the company believes it did nothing wrong and emphasized that children with meningitis have a high fatality rate.

Nigerian officials say Pfizer's actions resulted in the deaths of an unspecified number of children and left others deaf, paralyzed, blind or brain damaged...

article 2...

EX-OFFICIAL GETS DEATH SENTENCE IN CHINA-

Former head of food, drug agency admitted he

received bribes and was sentenced to death Tuesday after pleading guilty to corruption and accepting bribes, according to the state-controlled news media..

You know ...it's not important what the rest of the article says...hahahahahahah...But too bad they can't put to death the Pfizer officials that were responsible for the deaths of those

children..Just saying...

Gotta say one thing for the Chinese...they don't play around when you screw up...and that was just about money...of course it was THEIR money not ours.

We need a little Chinese punishment for the Bush Administration....yeah buddy..

fuckme till I'm Chinese..

.......BUSH'S WAR.......

"I THOUGHT:'WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? WHAY ARE WE STILL HERE?' WE'RE HELPING GUYS THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL US. WE HELP THEM IN THE DAY. THEY TURN AROUND AT NIGHT AND TRY TO KILL US."---

Staff Sgt. David Sastrom of the 82nd Air-borne

Division, upon discovering a captured roadside bomber was an Iraqi army officer..(New York Times, Monday.)

on another note:

Washington.The Nation's largest combat veterans group on Friday urged the military to "exercise a little common sense" and call off its investigation of a group of Iraq war veterans who wore their uniforms during anti-war protests

"Trying to hush up and punish fellow Americans for exercising the same democratic right we're

trying to instill in Iraq is not what we're about," said Gary Kurpius, national commander

of the 2.4 million-member Veterans of Foreign Wars.

Marine Cpl.Adam Kokesh had alread received an honorable discharge from active duty before

he was photographed in April wearing fatigues--with military insignia removed--during a mock patrol with other veterans protesting the Iraq war.

A military panel in Kansas City, Mo.,will hold a hearing Monday to decide whether he should be discharged from service and,if so, with what type of discharge.

Col. Dave Lapan, a Marine Corps spokesman, said Cpl.Kokesh is under administrative review because he wore his uniform at a political event, which is prohibited. And,Col.Lapan said,

when a senior officer told Cpl. Kokesh that he violated military regulations, Cpl.used an obscenity and indicated he would not comply with the rules.(hmmm, is that Bullshit I hear, echoing throught the airways of America?)

"It'sthe political activity that is prohibited, not the type of event it was,"Col.Lapan said."If it had been a pro-war rally, it would still have been a violation."(yeah, I bet no one would even have heard about it if it was for the war..them bastids.)

The panel could recommend an honorable discharge, a general discharge or any other than honorable discharge.Cpl. Kokesh could not be given a dishonorable discharge, which generally

results from a court-martial. The final decision would be made by the commanding general..

fuckme till the wars over....

CONJUGAL VISITS NO LONGER JUST FOR HETEROSEXUALS

California has begun allowing overnight visits for gay and lesbian partners of prison inmates to conform to the state's domestic-partnership law...Damn...the gay prisoners in California have better rights then most of the other states do in general..

Remember my rant on the Chinese? More good news.

TOXIC SUBSTANCE FOUND IN CHINESE TOOTHPASTE.

FDA:Products risky for children, people with kidney or liver disease.(or for anyone else who wants to live a full and long life).

Consumers were advised Friday to discard all toothpaste made in China after federal health officials said they found Chinese-made toothpaste containing a poison related to a chemical used in anti-freeze in three locations:Miami,the Port of Los Angeles and Puerto Rico.

The U.S. is the seventh country to find tainted Chinese toothpaste within it's borders in recent weeks.

Agency officials said they found toothpaste containing a small amount of diethylene glcol, a sweet, syrupy poison, at a Dollar Plus retail store in Miami, sold under the brand name ShiR Fresh Mint Fluoride Paste.The FDA also identified nine other brands of toothpaste that contain diethylene glycol, some with concentrations of 3 to 4 percent.

Diethylene glycol was not listed on the label of the toothpaste, and was only detected because the FDA had began testing Chinese toothpaste last month.

The brand names are:

Cooldent Fluoride

Cooldent Spearmint

Cooldent ICE

Dr. Cool

Superdent

Clean Rite

Oralmax Extreme

Oral Bright

Bright Max

ShiR Fresh Mint..

I check every jar, can container,etc..that I eat..if it is made in China..it goes in the trash..Them fuckers are trying to croak us..

I have more rants but I am saving it till Monday..I have to tell you about my new love and my garage sale finds...My new love is my cable TV hookup...sonofabitch...I am mesmerized...HGTV, Food, Sci-Fi, Animal Planet,History, Discovery, USA,TNT,Ma, and Starz

along with both the ESPN's channels...holy shit.

I had forgotten how little I got done when I had cable...and porn..holy shit..there's porn..Well, maybe not insertion of viable penis but all the other stuff..I had been watching something on TV and came into the computer room and can't see TV from here but all of a sudden I hear this woman moaning and a groaning and that oh so familiar slap slap of flesh on flesh sound...I thought, What the fuck?..stood up and looked over the half wall that separates this area from the living room and there were 2 people going at it..and then 2 women going at it...freaked me out..Had to turn the channel before Annie and the Little Asshole got any ideas...I asked Babs, do you think Sooner and Tex know about this..?

She assured me they knew...MERCY!If this keeps up I'm going to have to get a battery charger for my little friend.

OK...enough on porn...have to tell you about my garage sales...At least this time I didn't have to tell the people to go fuck themselves..but I found and bought a really strange doll..It was I thought a black rag doll...had a plantation type dress and a rag on her head...for a $1...thought

it was really neat..so paid for it..and as I was walking off the lady said.."You do know there's another head under the dress,don't you?"...I looked down and said "That's interesting and looked under the skirt and by Goddess, there was a white head in a bonnet under the skirt...I said:"Well, that's about as politically correct as you can get."...If you turn it inside out..the doll is a white doll, and the Black doll is under the skirt..so you have....2 dolls in one..sorta..or as Babs said..."two heads and no ass."...The woman offered to buy it back..but I wanted the doll..."I told her,"I know there's a lesbian joke in here someplace, or a Rosie O'Donnell joke..."..They were still laughing as I walked to the Truck..(which runs fantastically, by the way)So now I am the proud owner of a half and half doll...Wonder what possesed someone to do that? Sigh*...

Bad news..The West Lady Trojans lost first round..but we'll be back next year..

Also the Baylor girls softball team lost first round too, but they still get a shot..First time they had made it this far and played the team that won it all last year...so they are at least still in it, they play in the losers bracket..

Sic 'em bears...

Have to go...Iron Chef is coming on...hot dang!

JACKIESUE AND WEST NEWS

For a change....no bad news...my truck is fixed..found a used compressor for $60 and a

30 day guarantee...got,air filter,oil filter,castrol oil,anti-freeze,freon and 4 more

spark plugs..even though it is a 4-cylinder

it has 8 plugs...I didn't know that...doh!.

He also adjusted the idler and my baby is purring like a kitten..no noise..and the ac

shoots out air so cold..my nipples got hard.

well, mabye not..but it runs like a new truck.

Since I only drive about 5 miles a week he

said I could probably go a year before I

had to worry about changing my oil again..

I was so happy I just got in the truck and

drove around town..Vince only charged me $40

to do it..It was getting late so he is going

to do the anti-freeze Friday..but I probably

can do it myself..

Before he got the truck fixed my little buddy Inky came by and took me to the store, hardware, auto store,and drug store..Each stop I showed

people my hand..liked grossing them out..The

pharmacist wasn't amused..at all...I got such a look from him..so after the cable guy comes

tomorrow I will go to the Drs. and get him to look at it and give me a tetnus shot..too late for stitches..But I am going to have one ugly ass scar...

The other good news is:West Lady Trojans are State bound..Tomorrow they play Burkburnett in the State Semifinal...They will play in Austin.

The Lady Trojans enter the tournament with a 29-5 season record and are the 4th ranked team in the

state's 3A ranks this week.West went undefeated

in District 12-AAA action and also went un-

defeated in the playoffs..Their roster is comprised of two seniors, three juniors, five

sophomores and six freshmen.So they will only lose 2 players for next years games...I am so

proud of them...

Plus..West received 24 inches of rain and rained for 12 days out of the month of May...That is 24 inches so far this year..ha..not in a month..

We are supposed to get rain tonight too...fiddle fuck..

Also...I finally picked a name for the pussy..

'Not Yours' for my pussy..and 'Little Asshole' for the cat..My legs are all scratched up and

so are my hands where the little asshole chewed on me...I was going to call him Sooner but I call him you little asshole so much that it suits him..Margaret can't wait till he gets lose out in the yard and I have to call him you little asshole...like that will stop me..

Ok..that's all the news for today..root for my Lady Trojans...GOOOOOOOO BIG RED....

.......GOOD NEWS-------BAD NEWS.......

I finally got in touch with Vince who said it would be easier to try and get the truck back from Wal-Mart so he could fix it here in West and not in the parking lot of the House of Satan...I said..'cool'...so we drive up there and yup per..it's still there..no one had towed it off or stolen it...I get behind the wheel to start it and it starts right up.what the fuck?.
But the noises it was making was scary..really scary..right off V. says.:"The good news is..it's not the alternator...the bad news is,it's the air-conditioner compressor...and it's going to cost a lot more than $50+taxes to get it fixed..."...I have just enough time to run in and grab my film and back out to the truck..V. says..don't get a ticket ..but haul ass back to West as it could blow...so like a bat out of hell, me and the trusty ole truck haul ass back to West..It was really heating up by the time I pulled up into my parking space..V. said don't drive it till we get it fixed..then he took me to the store, but it was already closed..so we went to Lula's and I bought him a 12-pack of Bud Light and a pack of Marboro Light's..keep him interested so he will come back tomorrow and help me fix the truck..
Which means that I will have to go to the bank and get some money to get her fixed...might ask for more than I need so I can get a new computer..which do I want and need more?...new computer or a bigger tv set with that dhvdq shit on it..wonder how much both would run me...???
Will have to thunk on this some more..
and by the way...the contest is over for naming my pussy..none of you win...thought about naming him Sooner...but he's just not a Sooner...so will name him what I have been calling him since I got him..."Litte Asshole"..it just fits..
Damn..there is a 'skeeter' in here the size of a huey and is eating me alive..
oh ..for a last bit of news..???..In Mission, Texas, police were tipped by some elementary school students than a ice cream truck vendor was selling $5 and $10 bags of marijuana from his truck...The man was arrested...
The kids said he kept saying"Want weed with that?"....

.......YELLOWDOG NEWS .......

Texas leaps to no.2 as place to retire.Holy shit!..Texas has gone from number 4 as the most popular place to retire in 2000, to 2005's number 2....it used to be

1.Florida

2.Arizona

3.California

4.Texas

5.North Carolina....now it's:

1.Florida

2.Texas

3.Arizona

4.California

5.Georgia.....holy shit!

like we need more old farts....they must have heard about the law allowing Texans to shoot someone who they thing is threatening them on their property with out asking questions first..

Florida is still number one..but the numbers are shrinking ..from 19.1% to 16.6%...blaming hurricanes,rising housing prices,higher homeowners insurance premiums and over crowding

are making Florida a less desirable destination..

one of the reasons why Texas is over flowing with old farts is we have a "Retire in Texas" website..It seems boomers are looking for areas that complement their active lifestyle, and Texas has an abundance of those places..from the gulf coast to the hill country to the piny woods to the expanse of West Texas..what is scary to me is, they are moving here from CCalifornia, Florida, Nevada and Illinois.homes here in TTexas run from $110 to $132 per square foot.that's half of the prices of homes in California.people are selling their homes there, paying cash for a place here and investing the rest.some of the home buyers are moving here to be near their adult children and families who came to North Texas because of the healthy job market.ahhhh, jeeez!...this is where i should jump in and remind everyone about west and how cheap our homes are..how we are centrally located..little over an hour to Dallas, couple hours to Austin..and about 3 hours to San Antonio and another 2 hours or so to Houston..in Texas...that's close..we have lakes, rivers,hill country,deserts, big bend,swamps,and that freak show in Dallas..Jerry Jones..the summers are hot, the winters are mild and we have plenty of alien to clean your house and take care of your yard...what's not to like..???now if the old farts would just promise not to wear those purple and red jogging suits I might actually welcome them to Texas.....yeah...right!

now for some good news..and news that makes the politics in America kind of pale in comparison.

TRANSSEXUAL TAKES OFFICE IN BRITAIN..

Cambridge, England..Jenny Bailey, 45, was installed Thursday as mayor of the Cambridge City Council. According to the Local Government Association, she is Britain's first transsexual mayor. Rob Hammond, Cambridge Council's chief executive, said he knew there would be interest in the new mayor's sex change."It is the council's firm view that some one's gender and sexual orientation has no bearing on their suitability to hold public office," Mr. Hammond said...(Associated Press)...what they didn't mention was that her partner is a transsexual also and Jenny has 2 children from her marriage and remains friends with her ex-wife..Both Jenny and Jennifer Liddle had their operations done while they were in their 30's...

Now ain't that grand..It's not about who/how you have sex...it's about the fact that you can do the job..Of course our politicians are having sex with pages while trying to get all gays put to sleep..bunch of hypocrites...anyhow..way to go Jenny and Jennifer...good luck..and lucky you for living in a area that isn't concerned with your sexual orientation...

LIFE IS GIVING ME A ASSKICKING

i am typing this with no caps or anything fancy as i am wounded...fuckity...in a simi-daze this am i cut my hand opening a cat of fucking friskies cat food for annie and the little asshole..and i mean cut it open..the fatty meat between thumb and first finger on left hand..about an inch and a half wide and deep...blood every where..me...gasping in pain..rushing to the bathroom saying 'oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.sonofabitch...fuck..'..

it hurt like a bastid...it is gaping wide and deep dark blood is gushing out..i am not a freaker, thank the goddess...but if i was..i'd be freaking all over the place...and to top it off, the fucking cats are both following behind me meowing for their food...they dont care that im bleeding to death..they want their fucking friskies...ungrateful little bastids...so i wrap my hand in a hand towel..finish feeding the noise makers..and go sit in my chair and curse..

after about 45 minutes it stops bleeding enough that i can slap about 8 bandaids on it and now i am one handed...if i move it just right..or just wrong as the case may be...it hurts ...ouch..it hurts..and starts bleeding again..so i may be out of pocket for a day or so as it hurts and is hard to type...you should have seen me trying to pull my shorts down to go pee...and up...next time they go down..they may stay off...to hard to pull them up and down..especially since i pee about every 2 hours..and on top of that...i still have the truck in the parking lot of wal-mart..or at least i hope it is still there..i called several places and can get a rebuilt alternator/exchange for $50+tax..but no one is home over the weekend..and every thing is closed monday...so will be at least tuesday before i can get to it...only has 3 bolts to remove along with the belt..so it's going to be easy..well, easy before i cut my fucking hand...sigh*..i are pissed...the goddess must be pissed at me ..

and to add icing to this shitcake...my blood sugar dropped to below 20...wtf?...so go to see the dr...and take all my vitamins up there so he can see what all im taking..seems my vitamins are working soooo good, that along with the meds..my blood sugar bottomed out..so have cut back on the meds..to one a day instead of 2..and no more vitamins..and my med is the one that is giving people heart attacks..farq...im thinking maybe i should stop taking the meds and just take the vitamins..??? well, maybe not..but he gave me a script for a different med..but i would have to pay for it..it will only be $4 at walmart..but you all know how i feel about walmart..so will call kirk and see what it would be at old corner drug store here in west..

soooo, lets see...i have a new pussy..that's good..

my family and i get thrown out of a crappy resturant..that's good...

my blood sugar is up and down...that's bad..

my truck broke down and is in walmart parking lot...that's very bad...

i nearly cut my thumb off..that's not only bad.

it sucks..

i missed the season final of boston legal...that sucks bites and blows...

did i miss anything?...oh yeah..because my left hand is fucked up..im only able to give the finger with one hand..now ..i am ..truly..

handicapped...

fuckme till im left handed...

FAMOUS QUOTES AND THEM'S THAT QUOTES THEM

"BE SURE YOU'RE RIGHT....THEN GO AHEAD."..DAVY CROCKETT...

"NO MAN IN THE WRONG CAN STAND UP AGAINST A MAN IN THE RIGHT WHO KEEPS ON A-COMIN'." WILLIAM "WILD BILL" MACDONALD,CAPTAIN..TEXAS RANGERS.

"WHO FOLLOWS IN DEATH'S WAKE RISKS ALL TO GAIN LITTLE ..ONLY HIS SOUL"...LINJ YUAN, SECOND-CENTURY CHINESE WARRIOR/PHILOSOPHER

"IN ONE HAND I'VE A BIBLE--IN THE OTHER I'VE A GUN

WELL, DON' YOU KNOW ME? I'M THE MAN WHO WON.

THE EAGLES.."OUTLAW MAN"..

"POWER ALWAYS THINKS IT HAS A GREAT SOUL AND VAST VIEWS BEYOND THE COMPREHENSION OF THE WEAK

AND THAT IT IS DOING GOD'S SERVICE WHEN IT IS

VIOLATING ALL HIS LAWS"..JOHN ADAMS

I WILL WATCH "NONE" OF THE TELEVISION WAR COVERAGE..WHY SHOULD WE HEAR ABOUT BODY BAGS AND DEATHS AND HOW MANY, WHAT

DAY IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

IT'S NOT RELAVANT.SO WHY SHOULD I WASTE MY BEAUTIFUL MIND ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"..BARBARA BUSH...WEEKS BEFORE HER SON STARTED A WAR WITH A COUNTRY BASED ON A LIE ABOUT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

"I'D RATHER HAVE THEM (AMERICAN TROOPS) SACRIF

ICING ON BEHALF OF OUR NATION THAN, YOU KNOW, ENDLESS HOURS OF TESTIMONY ON CONGRESSIONAL HILL."..PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY IN 2002...

"FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK"....jackie sue roycroft,brown,clark, brown,denney....2007

OTHER THAN THEY ARE ARMED..THE SOPRANO'S HAVE NOTHING ON US

Does anyone remember a few years ago when I went to Jenny's graduation and it was a little wacky..(Both Bush's were looking right down at me while I ate)??? Let me tell ya...it couldn't hold a candle to Jamie's graduation dinner..The graduation ceremony went off without a hitch and it was just terrific..we were all so proud of Jamie and it was a happy joyous occasion..followed by.......THE FAMILY DINNER...

There are a lot of families in this bunch...some not even related anymore..but through the Girls we are all family...They are the girls Dad(my son Thom) and his wife C...then there is the girls Mom K. and her husband R.then there is K.'s Mom and Dad, known as the girls Nanny and PawPaw....K.'s brother J. with his wife R.and their middle son J and his wife with the $600 purse, H.Jamie's boyfriend and his mom P.and Me, Grannie Grunt.at another table is K.'s pentacostel(spelling?) friends who usually go into a twitching freenzy when ever they are around me(I freaked them out one Christmas when at the end of the prayer to thank God for the food, I said 'and thank you Goddess, I appreciate it.'...they make the sign to ward off evil when they see me..so these are the major characters...all nice people ...and considering..we all get along ok...the other grandma(nanny) and I get along great and her husband PawPaw is as sweet a man that you will ever meet...a very very sweet nice man...remember this as it will have more meaning later on in the story...K. is a Daddy's girl, she looooooves her Daddy..and the girls, Jenny and Jamie adore their PawPaw...he's the only Grandpa they have...the scene?...we are at Dock's resturant..a nice place on Lake Brazos..I have eaten there before ..I had the smallest flattest most over cooked samon I ever saw in my life...so I am already not thrilled at the choice of resturanat...but..I digress...

We all get seated...it's about 7:15or so...after 20 minutes..we get a waiter who takes our drink order and appitizers....10-15 minutes later..we get them...only the soda's.. the mixed drinks and beer came in another 15 minutes..we are already sensing a trend here and are muttering amongst ourselves...mutter mutter...all together there were 3 orders of raw oysters...we got one after another 30 minutes..they take our food order...after 30 minutes we still have no salads...I said..fuckit..I walk to the kitchen..very polite...open the doors where there are 6-7 people just standing in the door way bullshitting...I said...I hate to bitch....but I am....we have been here for over an hour...and still don't have all of our orders of oysters..we have no salad..and we are all ready to reorder on our drinks..I know sometimes things go bad..but really guys...it's salad...and what about the rest of the oysters..the manager is in there..hiding behind the cook...never says a word...they explain how they have to OPEN up the oysters, clean them etc..etc..I said well, get to shucking sweety..times awasting..and pointing at one of the cooks..you ..make the salads...10 minutes later..we get our salads..except for jenny, who never does get hers...she says fuckit..they will probably spit in it if I say anything..then comes the rest of the oysters..and another round of drinks...in the meantime..J. has complained to the waiter/waitress about the lack of food. Then K. goes and finds the manager and complains...we are all getting pissed, but trying not to be assholes about it..and considering we are all assholes on our best day..it wasn't easy to be nice under the circumstances...Nanny has her raw oysters and a corona, and is happy as a clam...we get the food..I had blacked catfish with mushrooms and onions..they were cold and greasy...the catfish was hot but semi'raw..but I had to eat to take my meds and would have eaten the asshole out of a polar bear as I hadn't eaten since 1pm...It's 10...we have had the manager come to the table where everyone politely and calmly explained the food was cold, raw, or burnt..R.'s lobster was burnt to a crisp..my fish was raw..Nanny and PawPaw wouldn't even eat theirs is was so nasty..PawPaw stands and says he is not going to pay for something he can't eat because it is nealy raw and unedible...the waiter, does a head bob, walks off and says fuck you...to the little ole man who wouldn't say shit if his mouth was full of it...I had just gone to the bathroom so missed this part..I come out of the bathroom to hear K. say:"He said What to my Daddy?"....I knew the shit had just hit the fan...everyone was in the kitchen..Jenny and Jamie had followed him into the kitchen and were going to kick his ass...they were cussing and screaming ..K. joined in ...Thom's in the middle of it...J. and his son J. are in the middle of it...C. Thom's wife looks like a deer caught in the headlights..and I am trying to figure out if I really need to get in the middle of it too..figure they are doing well enough without me..(you would have been so proud of me).so the scream/cussfest goes on and on...finally the manager says..just go..all of you go...Thom's got his check and his money out and says here's my money for my bill and the guy says.."you don't have to pay..just everyone leave."..Thom trys to pay again..they say just get out..everyone leave..so by then the humor of it all hits us..and we all start to laugh..ok, it was me..I'm laughing my ass off..making jokes about 'family get together's'...boy ain't it a good time when we all get together like this..and as we are going out the door, Jenny, Jamie and K. are still threatening to kick that waiters ass for talking smack to PawPaw...so I get to the door...turn around and say:"So ...does this mean we don't get a desert?"....then every one did start laughing..we went outside..it's pouring down raining..we're getting into our cars..laughing our asses off..as we are standing there I holler out'Hey......the fucking Soprano's ain't got shit on us.'..

I go get my truck, go to the hated Wal-Mart do some shopping..go outside..truck won't start..call Thom's..he's not there..the owner called the police and they came to the house and were so nice after Thom told them the story..they said none of the waiters or anyone at Dock's had told the story the same ..they kept changing their stories..but the Iranian woman boss who wasn't even there..wanted her money and said she didn't care if the food was raw, burnt or took us 3 hours to get our meal..she wanted her money..so Jenny came and got me(wasn't the battery..just won't start) and brought me home..Thom was still there because he wouldn't tell them who else was there..J. is already back in Arlington and Thom wasn't going to rat out his 70+ ex-father-in-law...So tomorrow Jenny and I are calling the health department, better business bureau,liquor people, etc...we know for a fact that they pour old grease into the Brazos from their kitchen, them bastids..

fuck with us will they?...

You know you're a redneck when every family get together ends up with someone going to jail.

fuckme till I'm blackened..

.......NAME MY PUSSY.......

and while your at it...see if you can think of a name for my new solid white, blue eyed furry male kitten...yes, we have a new edition to the family..Karen the manager had mentioned a while back that she had a cat that just had babies, and I declined, thinking she had forgotten to collect the $150 for having Annie but if I got another cat it might stir her into remembering..but I guess she wanted to find a home for the kittens more than she wants the pet deposit for the cats...she came by this morning with this fluff...he's soooo cute..solid white, pink , pink ears, and the bluest eyes you've ever seen..these pictures I found don't do him justice..So far Annie is ok with it..she pretty much ignores him and likes to lick him but he keeps trying to nurse her and that freaks her out..he keeps intruding into her 'space' and she walks off..he follows...she whacks him..he discovers some lint on the floor and chases it for awhile, waiting for her to forget the whack and then back he goes..But I don't have a name for him...so here's where you guys come in...name the pussy..it has to be a name that goes with me and the household...Annie being named after Ann Richards...now if it was a female I would just name it Molly after Molly Ivins and let it go at that..but it's a male..I thought about calling him Yellowdog...but afraid it would fuck him up..Ohh, they're playing hide and go seek..isn't that cute..oh wait...they're not playing hide and go seek, the kitty is hiding from Annie who is trying to whack him again..so it's more hide and save your ass..I will think of a prize for the person that picks the best name..something Czech from West..or I could just send the kitty to you....

fuckme till I shed...

.......CHINESE IMPORTS.......

I hope that you are as pissed off about

this post as I was while gathering the

material to do it.Let me tell you..this

is only part of what's out there..I just

got tired of copying it ..there were

hundreds of different articles on

contaminated food, gluten,

and other products from mainland China...this is just a tip of

the ice berg...The first part

is from an article in the DAM News...

the rest is from articles I found

by googling contaminated Chinese

products...

CHINESE IMPORTS DEBATED

Stopping contaminated products from

entering U.S. may prove difficult.

Washington..Dried apples preserved with a cancer-causing chemical.

Frozen catfish laden with banned

antibiotics.

Scallops and sardines coated

with putrefying bacteria.

Mushrooms laced with illegal pesticides.

These were among the 107 food imports

from China that the Food and Drug

Administration detained at U.S. ports

just last month, agency documents reveal,

along with more than 1,000 shipments of

tainted Chinese diatary supplements,

toxic Chinese cosmetics and counterfeit

Chinese medicines.

For years,U.S.inspection records show,

China has flooded the U.S. with foods

unfit for human consumption.And for

years, FDA inspectors have simply

returned to Chinese importers the small

portion of those productsthey caught-many

of which turned up at U.S. borders again,

making a second or third attempty at entry.

Now the confluence of two events-the highly publicized contamination of U.S. chicken,

pork and fish with tainted Chinese pet

food ingredients and this week's resumption

of high-level economic and trade talks with China-has activists and members of Congress demanding that the U.S. tell China it is

fed up.

Dead pets and melamine-tainted food notwithstanding, change will proved

difficult, policy experts say, in

large part because U.S.companies have

become so dependent on the Chinese economy.

"So many U.S. companies are

directly or indirectly involved in China now,

the commercial interest

of the United States these days has become to allow imports to come in as quickly and smoothly as possible," said Robert Cassidy, a former assistant U.S. trade representative for China and now director of international trade and services for Kelley

Drye Collier Shannon, a
Washington law firm.

The Cabinet-level "strategic economic

dialogue" with China, which began in

September and is scheduled to resume

Wednesday, was described early on as a

chance for the U.S. and China to break a longstanding stalemate on trade issues.

When it comes to the safety of imported

foods, though, they may highlight the

limited leverage that the U.S. currently

has.(The Washington Post)

So, let me see if I get the picture....we're fucked ....because China is holding us by the balls of Wal-Mart,K-Mart,Hormel,General Motors,Ford Motors,Effern Foods,East Balt

Bakery(buns for McDonalds),Caterpillar,

Alcoa,

Allergen, Sprint,Nabisco,Nestle,Nike,

Proctor and

Gamble, Purina,UPS,Baskin Robins,Time Warner,Xerox,Bud's Icecream,Coke,

Budweiser,

Texas Instruments,Lockheed-Martin,Westinghouse,General

Electrics,

American Soy Bean Assoc.,At&T,Bama

Food Processing,Pepsi,SW Bell,and many

many many more...Now ...do you think any

of the CEO's of these companpany's give a

big rat's ass how many pets die, or how

many people die from contaminated products imported from China?...We all know the

answer to that is a big fat fuck no..

the bottom line is the green stuff..

not American lives..

These are some of the articles I googled

about contaminated imports from China.

9/1/05 Cancer causing chemicals detected in massive imports of Chinese freshwater fish triggered a health scare in South Korea.This prompted the South Korean's to issue warnings

to consumers to stay away from all Chinese

food imports.

8/28/02-U.S. discovered bulk imports of contaminated Chinese honey.Some of the seized honey tested positive for chloramphenical, an antibiotic used, in most cases,only to treat life-threatening infections in humans when

other alternatives are not available. The

honey had been transhipped illegally through third-party countries on its way from China

to the U.S.

U.S. customs found the US-bound Chinese bulk honey was trashipped through Australia,Mexico,Malaysia,Thailand, Vietnam

and other nations to evade US AD orders.

4/30/07 FDA enforcing a new import alert that greatly expands its curtailment of some good ingredients imported from China, authorizing everything from noodles to breakfast bars.

The move reflects the FDA's growing unease

with what the alert announcement called China's"manufacturing control issues" and the country's inability to ascertain that controls are in place to prevent food contmination.

Inspectors are NOW allowed to detain vegetable protein imports from China because they contain melamine. Melamine used in the manufacturing of plastics,was found in the wheat gluten and rice protein concentrate that has led tothe recall of 5,300 pet products. Aproximately 1,950 cats and 2,200 dogs died after eating contaminated food.

7/16/2002--Japan food companies are moving to stop importing some vegetables from China after findings showed that some chinese-grown spinach contained excessive agricultural chemicals.

Japan's Health Ministry made the public aware that a Chinese diet pill killed one woman and 22 others suffered serious liver problems.The pill was found to contain illegal components such as

fenfluramine, a regulated poison withdrawn in 1977 after evidence showed it can damage heart valves when consumed with other slimming agents.

US recalls of consumer goods for the year 2005--

other-21%

Taiwan-6%

USA-30%

China-42%

US recalls of consumer goods for the

year 2006-

other 23%

Taiwan-5%

USA-24%

China-48%

Ahhhhhh crap!...There are just too many to list..I'm getting a cramp in my neck and my fingers are sore from pounding on the keys..pisses me off so bad...

All I can say is...write, phone your congressman, your representives, and

anyone

that you think will listen..this needs

to

stop..

I am jumping off my soap box now...my

ass hurts..But I do suggest that you

start looking on the labels of products

that you buy...Lots of company's make

the food in China and ship it to us.are the ingredients made there? or here?...someone

needs to find out...I am going to start

eating nothing but coconuts..figure

contaminates can't get through the shell

MESSAGE TO BLOGSPOT

By the way....your new save draft instantly ...?
It sucks, bites and blows...As I type it is saving..which freezes up ....then it manages to add some spacing in the post that I then have to go back and do backspaces on..and while this is happening..it's still saving..and freezing up again...let me be the 'decider' on when I want to save my post..ok??? Am I alone in this??? fuckity fuck fuck fuck