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Friday, March 05, 2010

JUDGE JOE BROWN


I had to post this before I forgot, as it resulted in one of the biggest laughs I have ever gotten from one of those stupid Judge shows. No I don't watch them, ever..and yes, I know I watch soaps(down to 3) but those people on the shows make me want to bip them. But I was flipping through the channels and caught Judge Joe asking this woman"What is 2 times 2? So I figured this could be interesting if he's asking her simple math. She grins real big, very proud of herself and says "4.." Smiles at the audience. He says:" What is one half of 4?" and she really grins big and throws her hands up in the air and says:"2 1/2, ....I'm not stupid."...and turns around and grins real big at the audience in pride..I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my recliner. I switched the TV off that channel real fast as I just didn't need to see what was said after that. Now I wish I had..but 2 1/2 I'm not stupid is my new catch phrase. Well, that and shitting outside the box.

9 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

LOL! It's been a fertile week for new catchphrases!

Twain12 said...

now i want to know the rest LOL

rosemary said...

I admit I used to watch Joe.....but it irritated me when he talked like he was a homeboy and then like he was an MIT grad. Most of the people on those court shows have to be 2 1/2 with that other fraction in their ass where their brains are.

sageweb said...

Now I want to know the rest too.

Nit Wit said...

Our great edamacation system at work.
The stupid people are so easy for the government and religious leaders to manipulate.

texlahoma said...

Funny and scary @ the same time.

I don't watch them either but I saw JJB say "Your not a bank and I'm not the government, so don't be looking for a bailout here." I liked that.

Wow, Nit Wit, you just said a mouthful, I agree with your observation.

Nit Wit said...

I should say ignorant not stupid.
Ignorance can be corrected but as Ron (Tater Salad) White says "You can't fix stupid".

Ted Amadeus said...

Those stupid court tv shows are all the hell they have on during the day at work up here, that & Jerry Springer (who I would pay to see mauled by a pack of rabid rottweilers).
Channel 55 must get its daytime feed direct off The Johnny-Reb Channel on cable.

heartinhand said...

I watch alot of Judge Judy (due to the husband's fascination with her) and the things she says to people cracks me right up! Reminds me of a couple of someones...