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Friday, March 12, 2010

STOLEN FROM THE BOROWITZ REPOR, just for you

jsI stole this from the Borowitz Report, because I thought it was hysterical and wanted to share.


Colleagues Praise Massa for Reaching Around the Aisle
Always Groping for Solutions, Staffers Say

WASHINGTON (
The Borowitz Report) – Providing some pushback to the criticism he has suffered over the past week, colleagues of former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) praised him today, with one Republican staffer saying, “Congressman Massa was always eager to reach around the aisle.”Tracy Klugian, the GOP congressional aide who offered that defense, said that Rep. Massa “could always be counted on to grope for solutions.”Mr. Klugian described Rep. Massa as a tireless worker: "He might be taking a shower with his staff, but he was still keeping an eye on things the whole time."As for his legislative style, Mr. Klugian said, “No matter how ticklish the fight became, Eric was always very hands-on. He would grab a problem by the balls and not let go.”In a related story, the Bureau of Labor Statistics said the number of Americans making cheap jokes about Rep. Massa rose to 48.5 million this week.“I think the country’s new obsession with Rep. Massa is a very positive development,” said golfer Tiger Woods

11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Ha ha, I like the Tiger Woods zinger at the end!

Nit Wit said...

Andy is always worth stealing.
I got in again. I'm borrowing bandwidth.

Congress can't be counted on unless what you need is a good laugh and more often than not a WTF!

I forgot that your library was closed during Sooners parties. He also has the distinction of being the first one of us to meet The Girls in person.

Gotta go onmy big computer and see if I can write a blog post that makes sense and entertains half as much as yours. This old laptop is a pain to write on unless I use a magic marker.

Twain12 said...

where do they find these people LOL

Ted Amadeus said...

*LMFAO!*
Now, that's hitting below the belt.
;)

Shrinky said...

Okay, I don't have a clue who Massa is, but I think I've got his number!

Blueberry said...

I'm tickled pink!

jp said...

LOVE IT!

And really, as long as we're just going to get screwed by our politicians anyway, what's wrong with a little foreplay?

texlahoma said...

Good stuff!

Rox said...

I need to read up on this Massa thing (I missed it) Jimmy Fallon was making Massa jokes too. Hm. I feel out of the loop. HA!

Rox said...

I need to read up on this Massa thing (I missed it) Jimmy Fallon was making Massa jokes too. Hm. I feel out of the loop. HA!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

yah, this guy cracks me up..so glad your back on line nitty i miss you ...