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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

REPEATING OF :MY FIRST DATE.

One of my new readers is going back and rereading my posts..which I think is terrific. I know a lot of you have read every fucking one of them too and I think your terrific also. So she would read one and then comment and then I'd have to go back and read the post to find out what she was talking about. In doing so ..I found this jewel..or at least I think it's a jewel..so am reposting it because it's one of my favorite memories..hope you like it too.

FIRST DATE
When I was 16 I married asshole number one...he was 19..We were married for almost 8 years. He was my first major boyfriend and only one I had sex with. So when we separated and I filed for divorce I was out in the single world at the ripe ole age of 23 and I still had sort of old fashioned ideas about sex.I would not have sex with anyone until I was legally divorced.About 6 months before my divorce became final, I met a really nice guy and we dated.We had dinners, dancing, and picnics with my 2 sons..It was really nice..But no sex...Poor guy was about to chew nails and I was ..well..pretty damn horny myself as I had not had sex in about 13 months or so...but no sex till I was divorced.....nononono...Finally the day came and I got my divorce... I was a free woman...I called Donald( I am calling him Donald, because for the life of me I can't remember his damn name) and he asked me out for dinner..I spent 2 hours getting ready..(normally I could get ready in about 20 minutes).He picked me up and took me to this very nice restaurant for a lovely dinner..We were gazing into each other's eyes, touching each other, grinning like fools and just lusting for each other..Finally after about 30 minutes the waiter cleared the table and asked if we would like to see the desert menu when I decided that I had waited long enough and said:"No, I think we'll skip desert and get right to the fucking." And ole what's his name is still trying to wipe the grin off his face.

19 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Well played lady. Well played indeed.

Twain12 said...

a jewel indeed :D

sageweb said...

that was good..I think I have read that before when I was snooping around...LOL

the ex Mrs.B said...

makes me want to start from day 1 again,except for this Incontinence thing.........
lmfao

rjjs8878 said...

I hope it was great after waiting so long.

WgS said...

What a cute story.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Woo hoo! What a pistol you were (and still are)!

Big Pissy said...

LOVE it!!!!! :)

Patsy said...

Haha! Craig tells anyone who'll listen how 'forward' I was when we started dating... Celibacy does that for you... ;o)

jan said...

Horniness does loosen the tongue.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

monkey:i just knew if we had to wait for desert I'd have him on the table with a scoop of icecream.
twain:good memory..
sage:I can't get over how many people have gone back and read the archives.makes me feel good.
xmrsB..don't be laughing to you pee now..
rjjs:it could have been awful and it would have been good after that length of time..but if memory does serve...it was fucking fantastic.
wgs:thanks..
debra:can you imagine what i'd do now if the oppurtunity arose(so to speak)?..after 25 years? holy shit!
bigpissy:glad..
patsy:aint nothing wrong with a strong willed woman.
jan:you know me well enough to know..I already have a loose tongue..

billy pilgrim said...

now that i'm a little older and wiser i'd probably go for the desert.

rosemary said...

I would call fucking the dessert actually.

lucy said...

Good Control,but was there anything left when you were done with him? With all that eye gazing, lusting and touching I need to go find someone.
8-)))

Ted Amadeus said...

*LMMFAO!!*
That was, pardon the pun, fucking awesome!

Blueberry said...

The waiter is still trying to wipe the grin off his face too.

Nit Wit said...

Just like the first time I read this way back in the dark blog ages I wonder how many times the waiter repeated the story. I also get the image of Donald clearing everything off the table and having his long awaited desert.

heartinhand said...

He couldn't have been that good otherwise you'd have remembered his name! :o)

Love it!

Intense Guy said...

Was there a second date?