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Thursday, March 18, 2010

I FUCKING LOVE BOROWITZ

This guy is my new hero...

Texas Explains Decision on History Textbooks
Official Statement from Texas State Board of Education

AUSTIN, TX (
The Borowitz Report) – Attempting to explain its controversial decision to revamp its history textbooks, The Texas State Board of Education issued an official statement today.The one-sentence statement reads as follows: “If you were the state responsible for George W. Bush being elected President, you’d throw out your history books, too.”
In other news, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said it had been difficult to get Republicans to vote for health care because of a “tactical error” by President Obama: “He should have called it ‘gun care.’”
Elsewhere, employment numbers were up, largely due to the government’s decision to start counting people working on Farmville.

12 comments:

Twain12 said...

too funny LOL

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Gun care *snort* !!

sageweb said...

hahahaha that is soo funny

Sling said...

This guy is great!..I get a kick out of the links you send me. :)

lucy said...

Thank you I enjoy reading the correct news stories.

Big Pissy said...

This was GREAT!!!! :)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I love this guy..he's spot on, on every subject..I

Mom said...

Hello from one old lady to another.
Farmville does employ a whole lot of people.
Wish we could undo the wars stared by W.

Elizabeth said...

He's an utter hoot!

heartinhand said...

L.
O.
L.

billy pilgrim said...

i didn't think pelosi was that clever.

did she hire one of conan's out of work writers?

rjjs8878 said...

I love it!