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Monday, March 15, 2010

STOLEN BOROWITZ REPORT.

March 15, 2010
GQ Recalls New Issue After Rielle Hunter Photo Spread Causes Nausea
Emergency Rooms Overflowing

NEW YORK (
The Borowitz Report) – In a move that many in the magazine world called unprecedented, GQ today recalled the entire print run of its new issue after a photo spread featuring John Edwards mistress Rielle Hunter was found to cause nausea and in some cases projectile vomiting.“We at GQ want our readers to know that we are doing everything in our power to avert a public health catastrophe,” said magazine spokesperson Carol Foyler. “And if that means tracking down every last copy of those Rielle Hunter pictures and destroying them, that’s what we’re going to do.”As emergency rooms across the country overflowed with people who had unwittingly opened the latest GQ and seen the Hunter photos, fresh concerns were raised over the existence of a John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape.Rand Deckle, press spokesman for the National Institutes of Health, issued this statement on the matter: “Given the health crisis that the Rielle Hunter photos have created, it is imperative that every copy of that sex tape be secured and buried in the center of the Earth.”Elsewhere, former Rep. Eric Massa today said he was unworried about a possible ethics investigation, telling reporters, “I welcome a probe, because it always feels good in the end.”

6 comments:

sageweb said...

hahahah poor lady...the eric massa is one looney bird!

Twain12 said...

the last sentence was the best ;)

Shrinky said...

Yeah, I'm always all in favour of a good probe, meself..

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

did any of you see SNL skit on massa? oh man..it was pretty funny..

Charlene said...

That SNL skit was a scream!

On The View today Barbara Wa Wa said she had a private conversation with Ms. Hunter today and Ms. Hunter says she thought she could trust that photographer. The white shirt was not her clothes. The photographer gave her the shirt to wear and she thought he was only going to use ONE of the revealing photos to establish her as a sexy woman!

Joy Baybay said he should have given her some pants while he was at it.

I watch The View but it's not nearly as good as it was when our friend Rosie was the resident wise ass.

Ted Amadeus said...

Everybody loves a train-wreck...LOL!