I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK...


the sound of wailing..crying, weeping, gnashing of teeth, sobbing, and with snot running down her face JACKIESUE cries out to the Goddess....:'why, oh Goddess why? why would you do this to me....? what have i ever done to deserve such misery? nooooooooo, please tell me it isn't true.......telll me those stupid fuckers didn't just sign Terrell Owens....'
..............................they really really did? oh fuckity fuck fuck fuck...tripple fuck...oh Goddess, kill me now.....smite me..bip me into a coma...or at least until his contract runs out.....
fuck! I don't know if I should shit or go blind....
I am retreating to the underworld...were I will fester and rot...plotting revenge on J.J.
fuckme till ...........well fuck...just fuckme...

15 comments:

Zombie_Flyboy said...

I got over it when he fired Tom, so I guess I can accept T.O.

Jerry and Bill better get us a Super Bowl pretty soon though.

Nit Wit said...

Gee, sounds like someone did something after taking the Bush decision making class and done something Gump-like. Remember Jackiesue, murder is still frowned upon in most civilized circles.

Cassandra said...

Crap... Sooner and I were wondering when you would find out. You okay? We don't need to call the paramedics or anything right?

Ps. I like things arranged in muliples of 3's for some reason. We are strange, aren't we?

apositivepessimist said...

*passes a heavy duty tissue*

*rethinks it and passes the box*

soonerfan78 said...

A sign of the impending apocalypse, I threw together two posts about it and company came a-calling, it's like Jerry made up a list of ways that he could ir-reversably fuck up the franchise, and he is slowly making his way down the list:BUILD A BIG-ASSED STADIUM AND PUT A PATHETIC TEAM IN IT(CHECK)...GO AFTER THE MOST TALENTED AND INSANE EGOMANIAC IN THE NFL(CHECK)...MAKE JACKIESUE'S HEAD EXPLODE OFF OF HER SHOULDERS(CHECK)....

Lauren said...

And Joey Harrington will be released by the Lions in another day or so. . . Be afraid. . . Be VERY AFRAID!!!!

Linda said...

....boy I miss a lot by not being sport-minded....but here's my big fat shoulder to cry on, to go along with Apos's tissues....and I'll cry along with you to keep you company *sob*...hugz, Linda

Linda said...

Jackie hope you have your bikini and rubber ring ready because it looks like Texas is floating away, hehehehe don't forget your rubber duckie too! See after all that drought you are getting all your rain ai once, hehehehe

Normy said...

LOL... I'm sorry you're so upset! But I must say I'm not sure why...

apositivepessimist said...

oi...you okay...usually heard more from you by now?

dom said...

Is that a new fuck word record ?

Cassandra said...

Hello??? Anyone home? Kinda worried about you. You haven't posted since this news. Just want to make sure it didn't send you off the edge or something. Come back to us Jackiesue....

Scottish Toodler said...

I don't follow the baseball. I having been reading but not commenting, I will be back tomorrow to see what is going on here.

Normy said...

0.o ...Did you really retreat to the underworld?

Scottish Toodler said...

Your site being down sounds like Merc retro. I have a friend who lost her hard drive, so I hope you can count your blessings, even though it puts you back in the INternet stream of news about that guy you don't like!!!