If you received my email you will get the title of this post..if not...it's the southern way of saying "I don't give a shit."
It's a great Texas day out..my pair of Cardinals are making woopee in the bushes by one of the trees in my yard..Some how I have acquired a lame bird who spents almost all day long on my porch walking around trying to avoid Rocky..who is sick with a cat cold or alergies and when he wants to go outside I go to the door first and kinda shoo the bird away..which means he waddles out of the yard and hides under the truck until Rocky wanders off..He looks something like the grackles but is fatter and not as long looking..and he can fly..but not high and not far..he stays pretty much on my porch, yard or under the truck...he goes to the neighbors yard if Rocky decides he wants to fuck with the birds by sunning in the yard.For the first time since I have been putting seed on the porch the Blue Jays have come on the porch to eat..Man are they beautiful...not as pretty as the Cardinals, but the blue is such a vibrant blue. I got a Texas Bird book from the library and still can't figure out what the little brown birds are..they are wrens of some sort but I still can't figure out what the little gray ones with black tops are...oh well, I just like watching them and enjoy their visits.
I have been trying to think of something that I can do as an American citizen to show my protest about the immigrant boycott Monday...but so far anything I come up with will net me about a week in jail..but I am still thinking..I close my eyes and try to picture me with a sign but when I do ..the sign always says 'BUSH IS A DUMBSHIT ASSHOLE FUCKER AND IS NOT FROM TEXAS"...so need to work on that..I was thinking 'Illegal aliens go home and fix your own country'...but most of them can't read English..
While I am on my soap box I am so pissed about Exxon's 1st-quarter net of $8.4 billion ...them fuckers...and they act like "hey, it's just business folks, it's the American Way."...yeah, well so is dragging your ass into the alley and kicking your ass...fuckers...I'm thinking horse and buggy...carpooling, and you guys, sell them fucking suv's...for the sake of all that is holy..sell them motherfucking gas guzzling hogs...life is to short to be in line behind you at a gas station..while you spend $300 to fill your tank.
fuck me till I'm 10% ethanol..