I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

.......SIX WEIRD THINGS ABOUT ME?.......

Justin tagged me, Sooner and Babs to make a list of six weird things about us...I would rather write about six weird things about Sooner and Babs than me..oh well, fuckit..here goes.
1. I have this 'thing'(?) about the number 7...I have things arranged on the wall and they have to be arranged in numbers 7, 14, 21, etc. like 7 pictures on the wall, 21 nick nacks on one shelf, 14 on another...everything has to be done in 7's...don't ask me..I haven't a clue..
2. I have the ability to blink things away...I have had bad things happen to me in the past and if I start to remember them I blink 7 times and they go away...don't ask me ..I don't have a clue..I know it works.
3. when giving directions I always say go forward(never go straight) instead of go straight ahead...everyone in the family says it now...go forward, never go straight....
4. I am still very very pissed at NBC for canceling Another World. It has been over 10 years and I still hate them for that. I would rather set myself on fire than watch Passions...stupid fucking idiot tv show.I still want to know what Rachel Corey is up to..
5.I hold grudges...and no matter how long it takes, if I think you have fucked me over or someone I love, I will get even ..and in spades....Nobody does revenge better than Jackiesue..remember ...I am a Scorpio....
6. I really belive I have mystical powers...
is that weird enough for you?..I have more..It took me 3 hours to narrow it down to these 6. My first list was 83....then it was 194, then it was 901,035..so whittling it down to 6 was hard...wanted to make sure there was nothing on the list that would get me arrested or thrown out of any more family reunions...I actually like being weird...it has always made me nervous to think I might be 'normal'...how scary is that...normal....hey, that would look good on my tombstone...'well, she wasn't normal'....along with me giving the finger from inside my coffin...that would go along way to makeing me not normal..being normal is like wearing someone else's underwear...it's not healthy and it rides up in your crotch.

14 comments:

Josh said...

The concept of "normal" is just as much of an illusion as the concept of "perfect." Everyone's different, and I couldn't be happier about that. I'm glad you're not "normal," and I bet many people on here will agree with me. You're groovy just the way you are, madam.

Unknown said...

"Nobody does revenge better than Jackiesue..remember ...I am a Scorpio"

Yep I tangled with one once. I still look behind my back and carry a big stick.

Rocky (Racquel) said...

I totally understand the 7's; I persomally am into 3's.

Tina said...

im weird too :p i did this one last week!

Unknown said...

"being normal is like wearing someone else's underwear...it's not healthy and it rides up in your crotch" Damn, I love that. I may have to use it sometime. I don't do normal, too boring. I like "different", makes life much more interesting.

I'm a Scorpio, too. When's your birthday? Mine's November 16. Maybe that's one of the reasons we get along, sisters under the skin and all that.

Cassandra said...

You killed one of my roaches!!!! Okay, just no more killing of my roaches.
What were you saying about being weird? I didn't notice anything odd.

zero said...

it is nice to know so many people who are wierd... just like me. makes me feel comfortable...

Beansidhe said...

Yup, I do the holding grudges for eons thing too. My hubby reckons I was an elephant in a former life. Of course thats his way of saying I'm grey and wrinkly with a huge butt ;)

Mark Base said...

You are normal.
Signed,
Weird Guy.

Nit Wit said...

I guess I'm the only normal one here. Now I just have to figure out normal what? :)

BriteYellowGun said...

I have a number thing too, I HATE the number four or anything in fours. I can't purchase anything in fours, I'll either get three or five, but never four. Weird!!! I LOVE the number 3 though, that's my lucky one.

Phats said...

ooo I hold grudges too!!

hmm another world, interesting

Linda said...

My ex-husband was a Scorpio..nuff said, hehehe. But it looks good on you g/f! I'm an Aries and I don't remember enough to hold a grudge, I am more the jump-down-your-throat-and-grab-out-your-guts type person. When that's over I go on to the next victim without looking bacK. But Gene (the husband I have now) FORGETS NOTHING. he also doesn't FORGIVE MUCH either, once you insult him. He's a NC hillbilly and that's just the way he is....love your weird 6, mine are up too...

Scottish Toodler said...

Maybe you are a numerology witch or something. You are weird... you weirdo.. but I think you do have mystical powers for sure!!!