"He could have said a thesaurus was a big scaly creature that roamed the planet millions of years ago, and they would have applauded." Mary Jordan, Washington Post correspondent, on audience enthusiasm for former President George W. Bush's motivational speech in Fort Worth. (The Washington Post.)
Yeah, say what you want to about Texans...we just love being the stupidest people on the planet.
And no matter what happens, it never changes. sigh*
"Just in case." Roland Corning, assistant South Carolina attorney general, explaining why he carried Viagra and sex toys in his car, according to the police officer who stopped him after spying the official behaving strangely in a cemetery with a stripper.(The Associated Press)...Gee, for once I don't have anything to say that would make this funnier. It stands alone.
"If I picked her, my concern is that there would be more than two of us in the relationship." Barack Obama, on why he passed over Hilary Clinton for his vice presidential nominee, according to campaign manager David Plouffe.(Time Magazine.)
I understand this..It would be him as the President and the Clinton's as the Veep...He'd be out numbered and united ..the Clinton's are a hell of a force.
"Al-Qaeda has had safe haven in Pakistan since 2002. I find it hard to believe that nobody in your government knows where they are and couldn't get them if they really wanted to." Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, speaking to Pakistani journalists in Lahore. (Bloomberg) No shit Sherlock!...They not only know where he is..they help him hide when someone is getting close...fuck all of them.
"In order to get the pictures out for the holidays." Anonymous rep for "Playgirl," on why the soft-core porn mag is conducting a nude photo shoot in mid-November with Levi Johnson, the father of Sarah Palin's grandson.(New York Post.)...Please folks..just in case you decided to send me something for Christmas? Make it Tabu Perfume and not his nekkid ass.
I will continue my DAM News subscription on the 12th, my 66th birthday..a present to me. Thought it was going to be a new battery, but I figured out that I had been leaving the dome and over the window lights on by accident and it was running the battery down...stupid stupid me.But at least I figured it out before I bought a new battery. Did anyone watch V last night? It was ok..and I would probably continue to watch it next week, except it comes on same time Mark Harmon is on...and I am a Mark Harmon on Tuesday night at 7 P.M. Central time kinda old broad..There isn't anyone on V that is as good looking as Harmon..so will not switch over. Tv is pretty much the shits on NBC as they took off all the great 9 P.M. shows and put Gigantic Jaw Leno on instead..Boy did they fuck up..
My granddaughter Jamie is back from Virginia..think there might be trouble in Paradise...Haven't seen her yet, but will call and have her over for dinner. Make her home made pizza. That will get her over.
Well, it's Wednesday and the West Paper will be out, so will go pick 2 of them up for me and ole Babs. She's got allergy blues so is staying in today. If there is anything good in the paper, will do a West post..Have to go any how..Dexter has attacked every garbage basket in the house and there is newspapers, Kleenex and water bottles scattered from one in of the joint to the other. All kitteh's up to the age of 2 years old should just be named ASSHOLE...he's so insane. I love him, but sleep is an unattainable thing any more..between the foot attacks the playing with toys all night long or just general body attacks on me, it's hard to get sleep. He's sitting on the floor right behind me and can feel his little beedy eyes staring at the back of my head...Just thinking of shit to get into. Dexter ....hmmm, should have named him Dude.