If you didn't see the Breeders Cup race Saturday, you missed the best horse race ever. Zenyatta was 13-0 when she came into the race. Was the only filly in the race..and she's no dainty little flower either, she's a big ole gal. But she prances and dances before and after the race..during the race? She just kicks male horse ass. She came out of the gate on the wrong foot, was dead last for almost half of the race..and then she heard the crowd, and after a quick look for just that perfect head shot for the cameras, she took off and passed everyone of them ole boys.. She prances and tossed her head and posed for all the photographers..It was a race and a half..with out a doubt the best horse race ever. She better be horse of the year and also Athletic of the Year on Sports Illustrated.. If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about..google her and watch the race..
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I thought someone had broken into my house and taken a picture of me in my I ain't dead yet shirt.
Could be a new picture for my profile.
Love the Canerdian Moose Kitteh!
Pope Borat is just TOO MUCH!!! Love it. Must steal for my blog.
Love the one about the Pope's magicial underwear!!
Oh, those are hilarious! I like the Deliverance one. I like the t-shirts that say "I hear banjos, paddle faster" too.
You see, Deliverance doesn't have a thing to do with West Virginia. Set in Georgia, and I love every chance I get to tell people about that. :)
HAHAHA those are all so good ..yay for you on MOndays!
Another stinking Monday. At least House is on tonight.
Ok, the shoe fits, I'll wear it. I also like the "You know they'll find you eventually" one.
I'm still coughing from when I nearly choked on my coffee reading the "Do I get a discount?" one...
:)
Ahhh.. these are just as good on tuesdays you know?
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