I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Monday, January 15, 2007

.......BEND OVER FOR BECKHAM.......

Holy Shit!...$250 million over 5 years..which is nearly $11 million a week.
Holy Shit!...They have got to be kidding.. He can't kick a goal unless it's between Post Spice's legs...judas priest..David Beckham and his Spice Girl and their brood are coming to America...for $250 million fucking dollars...fuckme and call me Pele...
Winter is here...and she's pissed...ice storm...power went out twice last night..once for about 5 minutes and then it went out for over an hour...which freaked me out as at the old house I had gas heat and was never in fear of freezing to death..but it's electric heat here and house was getting a little nippy by the time it came back on...had a bout of insomnia and only slept for about 2 hours and that was from 10am-noon..was reading a terrific book...(and couldn't put it down to go to sleep)called True Evil by Greg Iles..and man was it a good one...this guy writes gud....and read Robert K. Tanenbaum's new one called Counterplay...and it was absolutely fucking great but the last 5 pages made me scream and call him dirty names..he writes about the same characters..the Karp family...Butch, Marlene, Lucy, the twins..Guma, etc...and he killed off(or so it looks ..will see in his next book)...a major character...I mean one of the big two..and I went fucking nuts..going to find out where to send him mail and I am going to call hiim dirty names...lots of dirty names..fucker..I can't believe that he did that...it's worse than when they killed off Sonny in the Godfather...damn...sigh*..I need to get a life...
Nearly fell on my ass this morning on the ice..taking the garbage out and slid about 4 feet, had my hands and arms out..looked like I was ice surfing..
The computer arrived today..and by Goddess..I hooked it up all by myfuckingself...I'm so proud...(looking up left sleeve...'nothing up here'...looking up right sleeve'nothing up here'...grabs crotch..and 'nothing down here'...don't need no dick to hook up a computer...hey....I think I have a song there..'Don't Need No Dick'...
Football was good...the Eagles lost...I laughed so hard I farted AND peeded...ahh, life is good...they got beat by New Orleans...hoo haaa.... I am going out on a limb here and picking New Orleans and Chicago for the Super Bowl....New England makes my ass red...I actually like our owner better than I like their owner..and New Orleans needs the win for the city ....and I like their silly little owner...
I saw this in my Dallas Morning News and loved it as Chuck Yeager is one of my hero's..
"THE FIRST TIME I EVER SAW A JET, I SHOT IT DOWN," SAID CHUCK YEAGER OF HIS 1945 ENCOUNTERWITH A GERMAN ME 262..
Ever get a chance to read his bio..do so..he is the very very best ...bravest man I ever knew or knew of...
Going to make this short as now that I am at home I will start going back and reading posts...and commenting...man I have missed you guys..but.......I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
fuckme Til icicles shoot out my ass...

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ronaldinho is better than Beckham :)

yellowdog granny said...

no one is worth $250 million...not even pele..

apositivepessimist said...

While I don't agree with yer "he can't kick a goal..." [and I'm not a fan] I surely don't understand how one bloke can be paid such an astronomical amount for being able to do so. Old Posh will looove that LA lifestyle huh. I had to laugh when hearing a sound bite from him..."It's not about the money..." mmm hm.

Could anyone be more believable when singing yer "Don't need no dick"...I think not.

YaaaaY computer!

Anonymous said...

I just took out the trash and nearly fell on my ass too. I'm glad you got the puter hooked up. Welcome back!
Great! now the theme song for Welcome Back Kotter is playing in my head.

Anonymous said...

Woohoo on the pooter!

The world according to Karp...heh, must be good stuff, gotcha all worked up.

Betcha Twenty Zillion dollars that Chicago and N.O. don't play each other in the Super Bowl!

yellowdog granny said...

apos:ok, so he can kick a goal or two..but not $250 million dollars worth...they did say one of the reason's to take the money and play for the LA team is that posh spice wants to be an actress..maybe her good friend Thommy Cruise can get her a job on one of his movies...urgh!
I think my song has all the makings for a rap song..maybe sung by Queen Latifa..
tex:it's dangerous out there..be careful...I worry about babs who has 3 flights of stairs to navigate if she needs to go out..I tossed out some cat liter and it works really well...wow, I saw kotter the other evening..at 1am on nbc they have the poker after dark and he was playing hold em...he's a pretty good gambler and a fair player...welcome back...
allan:trust me..you have to read his books..they are sooo good...and I can't believe I matched New Orleans and Chicago up for super bowl..they play this sunday..doh...I had a brain fart to go along with the library fart..

jan said...

It will be Indianapolis and Chicago in the Super Bowl. I'm staking my reputation on it and no, I don't know what my reputation is or anything outside of our office pool which I do own.

Anonymous said...

geeze, beckham is tom cruise money! and he misses as many penalty shots as shaq misses free throws.

he better not get that spice girl mad at him or he'll have more problems than paul mccartney.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back!

I've known a few people who'd probably bend over for Beckham. Did you know he was the man about whom the word "metrosexual" was coined?

I hear Texas folk don't take icy weather well...

Anonymous said...

$250 million for some asshole that can kick a ball, but we can't pay public school teachers a living wage. . . What's wrong with this picture??? The Goddess really needs to smite some people. . . SOON!!

A little ice and power out for an hour?? Nothing a salt shaker and a warm coat can't handle. . . Around here, sleeping in sweats and a winter coat is no big deal, since the power could be out for several days at a time. Doesn't happen often, but the power grid sucks and we can't do jack shit about the weather. . . Welcome to Michigan LOL!! At least we don't live in Buffalo or Denver. . . Poor Bastids!!

I love Chuck Yeager!! There is a man that has done more in his lifetime than most of us could ever dream of.

Glad you are enjoying the new digs!!!

HUGGSS!!

yellowdog granny said...

jan:yea, i think it will be new orleans and somebody..not sure who..but i really think they have an emotional strength going for them...
rubyrocks: if the spice girl makes a movie and it's a hit..i will kiss yo' ass in down town Dallas..
josh: nope, we don't like cold, icy sleety weather in texas...but when I want to complain i get an email from my girlfriend in Denver..she was snowed in for 12 days the first time..and it has snowed about 5 times since then..she's pretty pissed..
lauren:yeah, hard to complain when other people have it so much worse..poor kevin(byg) is getting rain and now he is getting snow..
chuck yeager is the bravest man in the world..when he broke the sound barrier, they didn't know what would happen..no one had ever did it before..they didn't know if he would blow up or disappear
no one knew...

Anonymous said...

New computer! I on the other hand need a dick to do almost anything.
World of Warcraft, The Burning Crusade expansion came out at midnight Monday night and I installed it when I got off work this morning. Now I have lots more killing to do. It sure does get rid of the stress and aggravation of dealing with the average Ohioan on a daily basis.
If I have a really tough foe to kill I just think of him as somebody who voted for The Gump.
Don’t know if I will be able to keep up with your blog now that you can post anytime you want.
That Beckman signing was a surprise, who knew that soccer made that much money in the U.S.

Yeager really had the right stuff as the movie said. His achievements got overshadowed by the space program though.
When I lived in the U.P. I slipped on black ice and broke my ankle in two places. I hate winter.
We just got a bunch of rain for a few days and Monday night it stopped and only then started to get cold. I think it's about 20 degrees right now with clear skies.

yellowdog granny said...

NITWIT: DICKS ARE WAY OVER RATED..IM GLAD THAT YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE WAR GAMES TO VENT ON...EITHER THAT OR YOU WILL BE OUT IN THE STREETS TAKING DOWN REPUBLICANS..
YEAGER WAS COOL BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT COOL WAS...
WINTER SUCKS..

Anonymous said...

250 MILLION!!!!! For some guy to play what???? Ain't no one worth that kind of $$$$
Do you know how many kids could eat with that money? Think of all of the affordable housing that could be built? Even the # of blankets and coats that could be given to those who don't want to come in?
Fuck me!!! No wonder I don't watch the news or read the news papers!!! I think if I did my head would explode!!!
Hey there lady be careful on the ice...cause you idiots in Texas sure as hell don't know what to do with bad weather :) *said with all the love that I have fer ya* :)
BTW -28C (-18F) here this morning!!!
Glad to see you back...so as you can harass 24/7 ;)

Tina said...

Glad you got your computer. Even us women can plug in some cords can't we! I wish it would snow here in Alabama. It can start on Friday evening and be gone by Monday morning.

Anonymous said...

I loves me some Greg Iles, I discovered him years ago. Keep the ice up your way, we don't want it down here