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Friday, July 20, 2007

.......ASK THE GODDESS.......


Blessings on you my children...Since the Yellow Dog is off doing early karma I thought I would drop by and bestow some Goddess wisdom on you..I know life has not been what some of you have wished for..but seriously humans...you all can't win the lottery..

10 comments:

Cyberoutlaw said...

Ah ha! I have to win some kind of prize for being first this time? And not a Yellowdog Granny prize either. Those are too dangerous, LOL!

Question. In the event that I ever leave New York, where should I move?

Nit Wit said...

I don't call it the Lottery. I call it my pension plan.
After my trip to Fl. all I want to know is, will I ever be able to spend time in the sun again without getting sick after working nights for 30+ years?

yellowdog granny said...

Dear Goddess,
Am I earning any browie points with you by taking care of my friends Daddy?..if yes,will this get me into valhalla if I don't die in battle?
Love and kisses,
yellow dog

BBC said...

Well hon, the thing is, um, I never did win the lottery because, um, I kept forgetting to buy the fucking tickets. I'm just not much of a gambler.

On the bright side when I was long haul trucking I did win 1300 hundred bucks in Nebraska on pull tabs one night. And 800 bucks in an Indian casino in Arizona one night. And the cool thing is that I started with the intention of only investing ten bucks.

I earned my way to retirement, amazing though, considering that I pretty much spent all my life on a violent planet that is always trying to kill me.

Hell, I spent much of my life doing things that would/could kill me. Like a friend says, I'm really fucking bad at killing myself.
LOL.... Hugs.

BBC said...

Am I earning any browie points with you by taking care of my friends Daddy?..if yes,will this get me into valhalla if I don't die in battle?

Oh sure, done deal, anything you want.

kath said...

When will Morgan realize that AnnieRose is here for the duration, and quit that blasted hissing!
And will Duncan ever stop chasing Morgan while she is chasing AnnieRose?

BBC said...

Okay, I consider you cool enough that I've added you to my links. :-)

Nit Wit said...

Gee, I should update my links. I think I last did it a year or so ago.
I think you have a get into Valhalla free card already.

texlahoma said...

You are wise goddess. My tomatoes got ready before you predicted. You purposely picked a later date knowing that I wouldn't complain if they got ready early. I would only complain if they got ready later than your prediction. Anyway, they sure are good.

High-Maintenance & Hostile Heidi said...

I feel as if the Goddess is speaking to me...

Goddess, at this point, I'd just be happy winning 10 bucks playing the lottery! :)