I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Sunday, July 22, 2007

.......PROBING BUSH'S ASS.......


Washington D.C....

Operation on the President's ass is a complete failure..after repeated attempts...the Dr.'s were unsuccessful at removing Mr. Bush's head from his ass.."We tried every procedure we could think of ..but his head was jammed in there for so long and so far up his anal canal, that we couldn't remove it...We're sure that it is a permanent condition..probably happened at birth." said Dr.Ima Trying,"There is nothing we could do, to rectify it,if you'll pardon the pun."



I'm sorry..sometimes I do these fuckers for me and me alone..


17 comments:

Sling said...

Oh,I think we all appreciate your efforts doll. :)

jan said...

I've never read a post here that I didn't enjoy reading.

more cowbell said...

My daughter about hurled her cinnamon roll this morning upon reading about the "small growths" which had been removed from Mr. Bush's turd tunnel. She'll be happy to know that one may have been his cranium.

Big Pissy said...

hahaha!!!!

I enjoyed it! ;-)

BBC said...

I think that probing Bush's ass would be akin to fucking a week old dead fish.

But, I would choose the fish. Hugs.

High-Maintenance & Hostile Heidi said...

Oh, I love it. Absolutely love it.

You know, when I heard he was having a colonoscopy I prayed he didn't have cancer because Cheney would be a billion times worse. I mean, sure he practically runs the White House now but I hate to think how bad things would be with W. out of the way completely.

the rube said...

let's hope he meets up with tammy faye what's her name real soon.

BBC said...

The Rube.... It's Tammy Faye Baker. And yeah, can't you just picture him fucking her sorry ass? :-)

yellowdog granny said...

sling:i can only hope...sometimes i feel like the lone voice in the weird wilderness..ha
Jan:wow, that's really sweet..thanks a lot..
more cowbell:howdy welcome to my party...thanks for stopping by...
big pissy:then my work here is done.ha
bbc:ewwwww, thanks for the visual..
HMHH:as soon as I read the article the idea came to me..made myself laugh..
rube:not me...tammy faye's supposed to be in heaven..we all know bush is going straight to hell.
bbc:double ewwwwww

Junebugg said...

Damn, this one is great. Jackie Sue at her best. Of course, you know you made me snort Diet Dew out my nose with this one.....

Mimi said...

Classic. Love the pic!

Hope you are having a good summer:)

Nit Wit said...

I wanted to write a post like this but I was too busy reading the new Harry Potter book.
Tammy Fay went back to her maiden name. I forget what it was. Word of warning going on Larry King might hasten your demise.
The scary thing about the but burrowing is that Cheney was the President while Bush was having his adventure.

yellowdog granny said...

Junebugg:sorry about the dew, but glad you liked it..
mimi:my summer is not like camp this year...
nitwit:since I know that I will never read the books about ole Harry nor watch the movies...does harry potter die at the end?...

Josh said...

LOL! I thought the real reason he was having the procedure done was because he was finally getting called out on the shit coming out the wrong end.

Nit Wit said...

I'll never tell! You should read the books. They keep calling them kids books. They are much more than that.
The movies are great fun too, though not as detailed as the books.
Finished the book and took the Grandkids to see the new movie tonight. I've seen it twice and want to go see it again.

Cheesemeister said...

I always do them for me and me alone and since nobody gets my sense of humor, or gets scared away by my bipolarness, I'm totally unpopular. But oh well, fuck em all!

yellowdog granny said...

josh:there were just two many jokes there to pick from ..so i went with the easiest..
nitweit:i have tried on 2-3 different occasions to read them..i always get at the same spot and go..:I don't care..where he tells about living under the stairs...ha..
fess up...you wanted to go to the movie and took the kids so you would fit in..
cheesy: i get your sense of humor ..and enjoy it very much..