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Saturday, July 28, 2007

.......CHENEY TO HAVE SURGERY.......

Washington...Vice President Dick Cheney will undergo minor surgery this morning to replace teh battery that powers a device implanted in his chest six years ago to monitor his heart and deliver a shock if it ever goes out of rhythm.The surgery will be performed at George Washington University Hospital.
To insure the continuance of power at the White House, Cheney will transfer presidential power over to Bush while he is under going the operation.As soon as he is conscious again, Bush will transfer the power back over to the Dick.

12 comments:

Green tea said...

You are so right on Lady, I tried very hard not wishing for a weak battery replacement
God is good...
In his own time.. :D

BBC said...

LOL

Nit Wit said...

Of course Bush being busy being the Decider that they won't bother to tell him he has the power. They'll bring in the retired CEO of EXON/Mobil to take care of the minor stuff.
I hope his battery works as well as the one in my cell phone. I have to charge it every other day but only if I don't use it.
All caught up. Now it's Miller time.

buddha_girl said...

Honestly, Dick gives me the absolute creeps. Always has.

On another note, that Oscar post made me cackle. Good times. The guy who got the smackdown by the car caused juice to be sprayed all over my monitor. Here's to OSCAR! I think if I ever have another boy, I'll name him Oscar. Sound good?

Mary said...

I guess the new batteries work. DAMN IT!!!

I just found you, I love your blog.

Mary

kath said...

if only they have put in the wrong battery... so that the next time it goes off it sends DICK right to the gates of Hell..

now that would be interesting...

seriously.. some of what has been going on... I am so sickened

good post tho.... sorry i slipped into a rant... have to stop reading new on the damned internets as gwb call it.

jackass that he is... nucular internets... bah!

ooops

there I go again...

ttyl

Sling said...

ummm..the pea is under the middle shell...right?

yellowdog granny said...

greentea:rats I just heard..he made it ok...the goddess must have been looking the other way..thanks for coming to visit...
BBC:glad you liked it..
nitwit:did I tell you about my molly ivins bumper sticker? it says WE'RE THE DECIDERS.. I love it
glad to see your all caught up..millers on me..
BG:buddha boy and oscar..works for me..
mary:thanks for coming by and glad you like it here..I have the coolest readers on blogspot..come on back..
kath:too bad the battery went to his heart and not to his brain..a little jolt to his cranium wouldn't hurt..
sling:LOL...no shit!

the rube said...

dick seems like the perfect guy to have a little nuclear reactor in his chest.

Cheesemeister said...

I thought you had to have a heart to have a pacemaker.

High-Maintenance & Hostile Heidi said...

I'm too scared to say anything now that I know old Cheney will live to see another day.

I guess the good really do die young (JFK) while the evil can have 80 heart attacks and still keep going...and going...and going...

angel said...

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