I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, July 13, 2007

FIDDLE FUCK!...AIN'T LIFE GRAND




I ended up with an extra $100 this month..my loan payment doesn't start till July 30 and thought it started June 30Th...cool beans...so went and bought me a new phone..with an answering machine..if I am going to be gone in Austin, want family/friends to be able to leave me a message..I did figure out that when I got cable they sold my information to those fucking survey people..as I get about 2 a night now..just give the stock answer about 2 things they don't want...a sexual transmitted disease and my opinion on anything..I am enjoying that very much..and they 'assure me' that they are not selling anything..dickwads!
Good news...Mojo called...we had been slipping e-mails to each other..and then she called me last night..was a sweet wonderful phone call...she really enjoyed her time in Europe, loved Ireland and Amsterdam..She got rid of the boyfriend...hoo-rah!.
I will be leaving Sunday afternoon for Austin..was going to leave Saturday, but they are having the services for Lady Bird Johnson there and the town will be packed and traffic in Austin is bad on a normal day..so can't imagine what it will be like with all the mourners.She was a wonderful lady and did Texas proud..I don't look at the flowers on the roadside with out thing of her...I bet Ann Richards and Molly Ivins are giving her a welcome to Heaven party as we speak...This was a lady who liked her Lone Star Beer..so I hope they have plenty iced down for her.
I had a good day at the used shit store..I bought curtains and a brand new black iron curtain rod for a total of $5.00..Also got 2 big fat black ceramic bowls for .50cents..and a glass heart shaped bowl for a water dish for the cats..for .25cents..got some Hawaiian shirts to goof around in for $1.00 a piece..one is orange and white..I love it.
The only thing between me and my trip to Austin is getting someone to watch the cats..Jenny is working full time and going to school full time and by the time she gets off work it's 11pm..don't want her driving from Waco to West that late at night all tired and done in...and Jamie works such weird hours..going to try and get David and his daughter Jessica to switch off staying here..Loaded up the refer with pizza's, TV dinners, lunch meats, etc. as I know David doesn't like to cook and Jessica is pooped from working..so will make it easier...This will probably be the last post till I get settled in Austin..unless there is something good in paper tomorrow that warranties a post...so..have a great weekend...
I almost forgot the best news..My nephew sent me an original painting ..it's a mermaid shooting up out of the ocean..it's done in shades of blues and greens and it is just beautiful..on the back of the canvas he wrote..'tastes like chicken'....will take some pictures so you all can see it...

17 comments:

BBC said...

“Hell yeah, I’m the mother fucking princess.” Ah, that graphic is just too special. Hugs.

buddha_girl said...

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN????????

Fucking love it!!! Can't wait to see a shot of both the front and back, sister!

If all else fails, ship those felines to Virginia. Buddha will have 'em tamed by the time you get back from Austin.

the rube said...

god bless ladybird.

was she named after hank hill's dog or was the dog named after her?

did you see the episode where hank thought his asian neighbor ate ladybird?

jan said...

Wait a minute, a heart shaped water dish for the cats? Isn't that kind of a dorky thing to put down for Little Asshole?

yellowdog granny said...

BBC:I know I stole that from someone, just can't remember who..
Buddha_girl:he called to see if I had received it and when I told him I loved the taste like chicken on the back..he was glad..thought I wouldn't get it..haha..I always get it..David is coming over to take care of the cats..I bought so much canned cat food, it looks like I'm stocking up for armageddon.
rube:lady bird the dog was named after lady bird the lady..I read some place in the paper about some lady who had gone to the ranch to get lbj's autograph (right after he left washington) and he wasn't there and they were leaving all disappointed and they heard this yoo hoo...and looked back and here comes Lady Bird...in a swimsuit.big floppy hat, high heel sandles and a can of Lone Star Beer in her hand running after them...she gave them autograph's, talked to them..told them how lbj would be so disappointed that he missed them..just made their day...that's how I want to remember her..hope Ann Richards and Molly Ivins are giving her a Lone Star Kegger in heaven...
Jan:I like giving them water in a glass dish and it was the biggest glass dish that wasn't a big ass bowl...they eat out of very decorated ceramic bowls..yup..too good for the little asshole..I had to lock him out of the bed room the other night as they kept fighting on the bed and he knocked over a lamp,bowl, 2 wooden kittens,my alarm clock radio and the telephone..I squirted him so much with the water spritzer that he was soaking wet..little asshole..

Nit Wit said...

Poor David. Remember you want to keep enough of your friends to handle the pall bearers job.
It's great you got to talk to Mojo. HMMMM, favorite places Ireland and Amsterdam. Lots of drinking in one and legal drugs and prostitution in the other. They sound like fun places.
Put something with a smell Little Asshole doesn't like (That is harmless)in the spray bottle. If it doesn't help at least you'll be able to smell her coming.
Tastes like chicken I like that.

BBC said...

Hon, you didn't steal that, nothing on these blogs belongs to anyone. It's all fucking free, free, free.

Well, anything on my blog is free to anyone for the taking. If someone thinks I stole some of it that is just too fucking bad. Hugs.

yellowdog granny said...

nitwit:so far I still have my 6..if one croaks or drops out..your my backup..I ran into him at the video store and gave him a hard time..said they didn't have any porn there..so what was he looking for..Yeah, if I didn't know that mojo wasn't drinking I would wonder how she did in ireland..but she does smoke refer so I'm sure she had a great time in amsterdam...
I could put some of my perfume in the water bottle ..neither he or annie like the smell of perfume...I cracked up when I read the taste like chicken..I wanted to ask him if he was talking about the fish part or the human part..but didn't ...
BBC:I steal stuff all the times..and people steal stuff from me...it's a good thing..

Nit Wit said...

I love chicken and tuna.

kath said...

omg jac! my son sent me a drawing/painting... he did for me.. mermaid arcing out of the ocean... red hair.. nose to nose with a black cat...sitting on the edge of the shore..
light purple sky moon with a face.. stars...

it was a mothers day gift!

as for heart shaped bowl....
ahem.. your sweet side is showing.. be careful!

and LadyBird? she made a difference... a big one... something to be proud of...
good woman.

Josh said...

LOL, definitely want to see the painting. I don't think Little Asshole needs much help fending for himself while you're gone... I'd be more afraid to see what he might do to the place though.

Big Pissy said...

I love Austin!

Hope you have a good time. :)

Cheesemeister said...

Extra money is always a good thing!

Craig D said...

Whew! I finally worked my way over here. Nice to see a blog I can read without using my glasses.

"Can't Sleep - Clown Will Eat Me!"

Oh, yeah. I'll be back!

Dx said...

If you want to know how to handle telemarketers, try this approach from Mr Mabe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Allan said...

Chicken of the sea!

yellowdog granny said...

nitwit:esoeciallhy if the chicken is a taste like tuna.
kath:the bowl was the biggest glass bowl I could find...it just happened to be shaped like a heart..but it is cute..think mermaids must be hip ..ha?
josh:knowing my friend david..i think little asshole may have met his match..
big pissy:austin traffic was horribe..but i still like it..now I'm in kinsland texas with lanes dad...it's a ugly little town but the people are very very friendly..
cheesy:greed is good...
craig:welcome and come on back...glad to have you visit..it may be a while before I get back to visit..have my hands full here.
dx:as you can see..I have no problems getting rid of telemarketers...but thanks for the advice..
allan:I will name her charlie...