Providence, R.I. Death walks silently among us,invisible except in the cat's eye.
The cat would be Oscar.He seems to know when people are about to die..
I know you all have read about the cat Oscar that can sense when someone is going to die and he will go jump on their bed and lay with them the last 2 or 3 hours of their life...What they don't tell you is that ole Oscar has caused a few deaths on his own...There is the case of George Blyth who had laid down on his bed to take a nap and when he woke up and found Oscar laying down on the bed with him, jumped up and ran screaming "I'm not ready to go..I don't wanna die"...into the streets where he was struck by a car and killed instantly.There is also the case of Mildred Withers who was in her wheel chair at the dining room table and when Oscar jumped up on her lap she gasped...clutched at her heart and fell over dead in her mashed potatoes..Then there was Sam and Jessica Myers who were having a nooner, when Oscar jumped up on the bed...Jessica had an orgasm so strong she suffered a stroke and Sam still can't get it up...yeah.....they don't tell THOSE stories about ole Oscar.
update on Oscar....
Oscar died today at the rest home where he had been living the past few years..He was in his bed and funny enough he was surrounded by several patients ...the vet said he thinks he died a natural death..but then he could have been smothered to death from all the old people sleeping on his bed..
yup..another one..just for me..