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Friday, July 27, 2007

CAT SENSE:THIS KITTY IS DEAD ON


Providence, R.I. Death walks silently among us,invisible except in the cat's eye.
The cat would be Oscar.He seems to know when people are about to die..

I know you all have read about the cat Oscar that can sense when someone is going to die and he will go jump on their bed and lay with them the last 2 or 3 hours of their life...What they don't tell you is that ole Oscar has caused a few deaths on his own...There is the case of George Blyth who had laid down on his bed to take a nap and when he woke up and found Oscar laying down on the bed with him, jumped up and ran screaming "I'm not ready to go..I don't wanna die"...into the streets where he was struck by a car and killed instantly.There is also the case of Mildred Withers who was in her wheel chair at the dining room table and when Oscar jumped up on her lap she gasped...clutched at her heart and fell over dead in her mashed potatoes..Then there was Sam and Jessica Myers who were having a nooner, when Oscar jumped up on the bed...Jessica had an orgasm so strong she suffered a stroke and Sam still can't get it up...yeah.....they don't tell THOSE stories about ole Oscar.
update on Oscar....
Oscar died today at the rest home where he had been living the past few years..He was in his bed and funny enough he was surrounded by several patients ...the vet said he thinks he died a natural death..but then he could have been smothered to death from all the old people sleeping on his bed..
yup..another one..just for me..

18 comments:

the rube said...

reason #245 to keep a pitbull in the house. oscar would have a tough time getting past ruby.

jan said...

Ah, now I understand Oscar's powers. This all makes sense.

Cyberoutlaw said...

Ohh boy...if that sucker jumped up on my bed, with his reputation, I think I'd have to kill him first!

BYG said...

Too bad, he could have slept on my bed with me and Mr. Noodles. I've plenty of room at the moment and I love living dangerously.

BBC said...

I read that story this morning, but didn't know that he had just died. What a shame.

Mimi said...

I only live an hour from Oscar but I am not gonna visit him!

yellowdog granny said...

rube:there are a zillion reasons to have a pittybull dog..especially ruby..
Jan;yup..ole oscar has some weird talents..if he could predict the winner of the super bowl..he'd be alot more popular..
cyber:yea, im fat....but i could out run that cat if he tried to get on my bed...
BYG:oh man..I love mr. noodles...and miss him very much..not your cat..the sesame street mr. noodles..
BBC:ahhh jeez ....joke...joke....
Mimi;yeah, i'd be afraid to hang out with him too...sneeze around the cat..next thing you know..he's sleeping on your bed...

Sling said...

Cat's will steal a baby's breath if given half a chance..Really!...look it up.

kath said...

you are a sick, sick woman

Poor little Oscar....! LOL

Josh said...

I hope my death doesn't involve mashed potatoes... or gravy, for that matter... Jeez...

yellowdog granny said...

sling:i googled it...said you were wrong ..
Kath:yupper
josh:yeah, i know there will be plenty of whipping cream though

Palm Springs Savant said...

I read that story on some website earlier this week...quite interesting actually

Nit Wit said...

If he jumped into my bed I'd give him a big old bone crushing hug. I guess you could say I would embrase death. I'd even pick up his eyes and put them back after they popped out.
One more post to go and I'm caught up.

Cheesemeister said...

Maybe the orgasm death wouldn't be so bad, but I'm tired right now!

High-Maintenance & Hostile Heidi said...

Oscar is dead?! I can't believe it! I just read about him the other day. Poor little fellow.

I wonder what he died from.

High-Maintenance & Hostile Heidi said...

OK, I'm a moron. Yellowdog Grannie was kidding about Oscar being dead! I'm so glad! I was wondering if that right, but yeah, that one totally went over my head. Perhaps this is why I can't find a job in my field!

Well, I'm so happy Oscar is alive!

angel said...

there! you see, thats EXACTLY what i was afraid of!!! i do hope oscar rests in peace...

Sue said...

Hahahahaha!!!! Leave it to JS to say what everyone else is thinking!