I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, July 05, 2007

NOW FOR THE REALLY GOOD NEWS




Forget the crazy bastid in the White house and his merry band of assholes...forget the rain, the drought,the tornado's,the hurricanes, the outrageous price of gas..Don't worry about high cholesterol,being over weight,or if Paris Hilton's beaver is going to make an appearance the next time she crawls out of a limo...forget all that shit...all you have to remember is:

"A SMALL GERMAN STUDY SHOWS DARK CHOCOLATE LOWERS BLOOD PRESSURE,AND IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH.AN AMOUNT LESS THAN TWO HERSHEY'S KISSES CAN DO THE TRICK."

ahhhhhh....thank you Goddess...

11 comments:

Nit Wit said...

So I'm wasting money of blood pressure pills. I eat chocolate all the time.
Now they need to prove that beer is good for your liver and eggs make your heart stronger.

Normy said...

That's the best news I've heard all day... I loooooove dark chocolate...

the rube said...

does eating 20 make you tens times healthier?

i need all the help i can get, i better eat 40.

Sling said...

Damm!..I'm a heart healthy MoFo.

jan said...

Great minds (that would be yours and mine) run in the same channels. I blogged about that too and now I'm going on a chocolate binge for my health.

Allan said...

Kiss. Kiss.

How's the BP?

yellowdog granny said...

NITWIT: I could get so healthy I could cure my self from diabetes with rocky road..
normy:I went out and bought a bag of kisses...I slipped into a coma twice...once from bliss...
ruby:we would end up having low blood pressure and weight 300 lbs.
sling:good to know
Jan:Yeah, I read it...ain't it grand..ha
allan:kiss kiss right back atcha..it's really good...my blood sugar is still up and down..

Cheesemeister said...

Of course I believe in overkill and I ate an entire Chocolove dark chocolate ginger bar.

apositivepessimist said...

Yeah I heard that and thought…that’d be right. Fuckers. I hate dark chocolate.

Josh said...

Good news from the universe... pretty sparse these days, too.

Cyberoutlaw said...

And it's not just Paris' beaver either. Anyone who becomes her new best friend seems to lose something on the way out of a limo.