I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Sunday, July 08, 2007

.......TEXANS...YA GOTTA LOVE US.......



Just about the time you're ready to wash your hands of us Texans..one will speak that reminds you of why ...ya'gotta love us.

"After 20-odd years as a field-working folklorist, it is my professional opinion that there cannot be many a Bigfoot between the Sabine and the Neches, simply because 'My relatives would've eaten or married them a long time ago."...Rhett Rushing, UT-San Antonio researcher, on the prospect of Lone Star Sasquatches.(Dallas Morning News..July1st)(yefuckinghaw)

14 comments:

Sue said...

Hahahaha! That's funny .. ;)

jan said...

Sounds totally logical to me.

texlahoma said...

I think I'm kin to him! But I believe in the Boggy Depot Monster and the Wooly Booger!

Cyberoutlaw said...

LOL! He must be the one who took that photo of Jesus slapping Bush.

Nit Wit said...

All the Sasquatches immigrated to Ohio before 2004 and registered to vote. Now they won’t leave and they are taking all the jobs at McDonalds that the Gump gave us when all the factories closed.

Junebugg said...

Here we got the cattywampus (big ghostly cat who screams like a woman and will eat your heart out)

As for Bigfoot, he's related to Sweet Thang who wears a size 16EEE shoe

Josh said...

Lol, good point. I've seen some pretty scary people in line at the tri-county fair that make me wonder if they don't have a bit of yeti heritage, though.

BBC said...

Same thing here hon. We're just trailer park trash. LOL

Have a great day, hugs.

apositivepessimist said...

heh.

Paul said...

Having lived in Texas as a boy (for a few years), I have a soft spot for the old Lone Star state. :)

Normy said...

I thought my uncle Jerry WAS bigfoot until I was maybe eight years old...

yellowdog granny said...

sue:It made my day..
Jan;yup..made perfect sense to me.
tex:I think parts of east texas and northeren oklahoma are all parat big foot...
cyber:hahah..wasn't that a great picture...for those of you who aren't on my forwarding email list..I got a great email with bush making a speech in front of a huge picture of Jesus..and he is smacking bush in the back of the head..title of the email is wwjd...bip bush...
nitwit:that explains it all..
Junebugg:your discription of the cattywampus sounds like my first husband..holy shit 16eee?...does the er..you know...maatch the foot size?...
Josh:Im thinking that guy that sang achy breaky heart could be part yeti..
BBC:hugs backatachya
apos:do you have bigfoot in australia?
Paul:I lived in Oklahoma when I was a kid and have the same feeling for you Okies too...
Normy:hmmm...do I wanna know why?

Cheesemeister said...

That looks like one of Cuzzin Hildy-Bob's relatives.

apositivepessimist said...

from memory we have the Yowie.