I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, December 25, 2009


I'm talking about Christmas stumbles Dude..that's what the fuck I'm talking about. Merry Christmas to all and to all...a good morning..3am and still up. We had snow...not a lot but it was pretty to watch and it stayed on the ground for 6 hours or so...Now it's starting to melt..down to wind chill of 20...I
I took Dexter outside to check it out and he was very interested it the snow flakes, but not enough to get down on the ground.
It's toasty warm in the bed and Dexter was doing some serious cuddling and purring. But I couldn't sleep. So back up I go..I hate this..gets my sleeping all fucked up, then my eating is all fucked up and my sugar gets all wonky..fuckity fuck fuck fuck...Well, since I can't sleep, will go back and red my Vince Flynn book...pretty damn good.. The hero of the book kicks more ass than Jack in 24..He keeps referring to us wimpy liberals keeping him from just capturing the terrorists and killing them out of hand..Hell I'm a wimpy liberal and I say kill em all. Won't hurt my feelings any. ok..I'm off..hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and get what you asked Santa for. I did and even got a White Christmas to go with it. Have a cool yule Dudes...


CorvusCorax12 said...

was up at 3:30 am myself LOL
thanks for the smiles :D
Hope you have a great Chrismas
All my Love ♥♥♥

Buzzardbilly said...

OMG! Those are hilarious!

BTW, I blogged the e-mail you sent around from Texas Oasis's post about the similarities between The King and Jesus. It made my Elvismas complete!!

You have a great holiday!!!!!

Nit Wit said...

I got a clogged toilet for Christmas, and there is only one in the house.

We got snow last Saturday and it's still here, though it's supposed to rain all day today.

I'm going to try to go to sleep now so I don't keep Santa away.

Yankee Girl said...

So funny! Merry Christmas to you!

turquoisemoon said...

Fun pics...I love the little puppy singing "Jinga Bells". Well KC got lots of snow last night. In fact, we all just cancelled Christmas till tomorrow... The roads are just too bad to take a chance with precious cargo (my presents)aboard...oh and grandkids!LOL...Merry Christmas!!!

sageweb said...

Being up that late I am sure you saw Santa flying around.
Merry Goddammed christmas!

billy pilgrim said...

merry feckin xmas!

have a good one.

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said...

Love the snowman funeral! Wickedly funny! Enjoy your day!

texlahoma said...

Merry Christmas!

Daisy Deadhead said...

Love the last one!

Merry Christmas to you!! :)

yellowdoggranny said...

twain12:i think i went down at 7am..got up at 11am..feck
merry christmas to you..
bb:i loved that email and thought of you when it came thru.ha.
we got some snow so that sort of made my christmas.
nitty;we were supposed to get rain instead we got some snow..merry christmas..
yankeegirl:glad you liked them..merry christmas to you too.
turquoisemoon:wow, sorry you had to cancel christmas...hope you have a good one.
sage:merry goddamn christmas to you too.
billy:merry fecking christmas to you...and it's been great so far..exept for the lack of sleep.
catlady:merry christmas
tex:merry christmas to you too old buddy.
daisy:yeah, i liked it too..merry christmas..

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Extra special Christmas blessings to you, dear Jackiesue! Oh, and to Dexter too, I guess! Loved the Christmas stumbles!

Blueberry said...

No snow down here but it was about 40 yesterday in the daytime and real windy so we were bundled up like we were at the North Pole.

Avatar 3D IMAX rocked our faces off. Yep, pretty good. That's why we were standing outside in the wind (in line), but it was worth it.

Merry Yule.

Jan said...

Catnuts roasting has left tears in my eyes. BTW have you removed Dexter's yet or going to let him retain his manhood?

I've enjoyed blogging and emailing with you so much and even if we can't share a pecan pie, I feel like you are a great friend.

Peace and out.

Anonymous said...

You went down at seven and didn't come up til eleven?! I have a lot to learn! LOL!

Merry Christmas wishes from Canerdia. We've had snow since August. I should watch what I say so I'm not reinforcing the stereotypes. We've really only had snow since October. Peace, love and all that good stuff!

TheWayfarer said...

I votez 4 "christmas ninja"!

Intense Guy said...

LMAO at me no like creepy christmas dog!

:) Thanks for the monday laffs! I know, I know, I'm way behind...