She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
And then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks,"
and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Oh, that's so bad it's good!
That probably won't work twice.
I almost feel bad for the fictional guy in the joke!
HAHAHAHAHA That was really good.
I like my eggs cooked longer than that!
I'm with Ted...
Good yolk... I mean joke. ;-)
Lucky she wasn't cooking sausage.
Well maybe in a way she was.
wonder what her side dish was? we already know she had eggs and saugsage.
You're in the grove, jokewise.
She might've needed help with the eggs, but I'll bet she made a fine pork sausage!
LOL Love the jokes this morning! I really liked the Tiger one. hahah!
My wife has me do that when she warms up a cup of coffee in the microwave cause the timer's broken.
I enjoy female nudity. I enjoy even male nudity. I enjoy art and I enjoy the history of art and somehow nudity has prevailed throughout the centuries in every form of human art. If there is something very beautiful for me about man, the human race, it's the body. Even very limited brains, sometimes, have beautiful bodies.
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