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Thursday, December 17, 2009

MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
And then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks,"
and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

14 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh, that's so bad it's good!

jan said...

That probably won't work twice.

Yankee Girl said...

I almost feel bad for the fictional guy in the joke!

sageweb said...

HAHAHAHAHA That was really good.

Ted McLaughlin said...

I like my eggs cooked longer than that!

Intense Guy said...

I'm with Ted...

Blueberry said...

Good yolk... I mean joke. ;-)

Nit Wit said...

Lucky she wasn't cooking sausage.
Well maybe in a way she was.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

wonder what her side dish was? we already know she had eggs and saugsage.

Java said...

You're in the grove, jokewise.

Ted Amadeus said...

She might've needed help with the eggs, but I'll bet she made a fine pork sausage!

heartinhand said...

LOL Love the jokes this morning! I really liked the Tiger one. hahah!

texlahoma said...

My wife has me do that when she warms up a cup of coffee in the microwave cause the timer's broken.

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