So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
I Just Do What the Voices inside My Head Tell Me to Do
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Discount
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience with Princes, Seeks Frog
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
(on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
I Used to Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Liberal Arts Major...Will Think for Money
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be
If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt
If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
excuse smallprint..didn't know how to enlarge it..
10 comments:
In my best perv voice
"Oh I think you know how to enlarge it." lol
I liked one tee shirt the best, it was deep made me think. (ouch)
What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
Stop that, I can only laugh so much before I blow a gut out. :-)
Always seem to find the best saying on Tee Shirts and bumper stickers
I like "Senior Citizen Give Me My Discount." Probably because I'm almost there!
I didn't see my favorite.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to bury the bodies.
I do like, I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Hey girl, you rock! bbc guided me here after I posted that pic you have. Love this site, hope you don't mind if I dip back in again later. Smile.
rube:i like the one about the president..
tex:uncle pervy!I have always thought that was true about the hokey pokey..
BBC:yeah, my nephew sent them to me..cracked me up..
Junebugg:we should make up our own..I want a tshirt that says smooth peanut butter is for sissies.
cyber:I am there..
nitwit:yah, that would be my favorite too...
Text only comes in one size. You have to move the monitor nearer to enlarge it.
"If God wanted sex to be fun,He wouldn't have invented children as punishment"...I've always liked the hokey-poky saying. :)
niiiiiice! here are some of my favs:
is this it...?
and
i am thinking of becoming a moron. would it be possible to get some advice from you?
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