Jamie who is 16 came to visit last night..She knew I had made my world famous(ok, maybe West, Texas famous) brocolli,ham, asparagus, rice, cream of mushroom soup, and had to have some.It was killer. While she was here we had a nice talk, where we talked about her dad, her sister, her mother, her boyfriend and probably the cowboys as I always find a way to talk about the cowboys.Then...I took her to the dark side.I let her read some of grandma's posts. She laughed her ass off.She knows grandma is funny and makes her laugh, but don't think she knew to the extent I had gone to, to make others laugh too. Showed her all the pictures that Sooner had put in for me and she was very impressed, especially the pictures of West. She wants pictures of her on here..told her I was working on it..Then I took her to Bab's and Sooner's...she is pretty sure we all three should be arrested..I let her read some of Sooner's Christmas posts and she laughed so hard she had tears in her eyes. We were leaning on each other laughing and wipping our eyes..such a nice grandma and granddaughter moment, reading Sooner's Santa rants..She kept looking at me ...like...is this for real...betcha sweet ass Jamer.....Only thing is I was disappointed that she didn't get the p. diddy reference. When he said he was changing his name from P. diddy to just diddy, but that I would continue to call him by the name I always called him....du wa...
she didn't get it...too young...I even sang the song...zip.right over her head...Need to work on her music knowledge of the 50's and 60's...After twisting her little mind I had a nice cup of Tazo Honeybush tea.."surprisingly enough, for something with a name like Taso Honeybush, this tea contains none of the buzz of caffeine. How's that for magic?"
(magic is when the cowboys pull a win out of their ass this sunday, now that's magic)
oh, yeah, should have seen me try and explain the fuck me till I.........add on's to my post...she didn't get that one either....
fuck me till I du wa diddy diddy, dum diddy do...
4 comments:
More corruption of the West youth, she sounds like a doll, I am glad you guys had fun. In response to your email, the fires are bad up here, it is surely a sign of the impending apocalypse
I can never stand much of the mainstream music they put on nowerdays rap and all that crap, some is OK, but not much. There's some 60's i like, jimi hendrix and all the hippy stuff, also some 80s indie stuff. And the surreal techno that's not really in the mainstream.
You are so funny woman!! Hey, my whole family knew about the town of West before we knew about you, now I know it's extra special!!!
I told my step-mom, there's a very special woman there that's a democrat (my parents live in Plano and have to hide their democrat status), curses like a sailor and is the funniest woman I know and sends things in the mail with duct tape.
Shit, you couldn't get one computer and now you have 2. Can you work with the Goddess on getting us some rain? She seems to listen well to you.
Favorite colors: Blue, purple, greens -like emerald and teal, not lime. You got me a present?? You're too kind!!!
PS. I have big wrists...I think I come from Nordic Vikings or something. At least, that's where the Welsh side has been traced back to. Big huge bones. Even when I was a skinny thing back in high school, normal watches rarely fit.
LMAO -- You Babs and Sooner should be arrested!!!! Your granddaughter sounds awesome!!! Okay, sorry, Beavis and Butthead moment-- Honeybush??? That's what they used to call me before I started shaving!! hehehe(sorry)
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