I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION #2


I PROMISE NOT TO GIVE THE FINGER TO ELDERLY DRIVERS WHO DRIVE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, RUN STOP SIGNS AND PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME.THIS IS A WRITTEN REQUEST FROM THE CHIEF OF POLICE TO CEASE AND DESIST AS MY SAID FLIPPING OFF OF THE ELDERLY HAS RESULTED IN 1 STROKE, 2 AUTO MISHAPS AND SOME MESSY PANTS.

7 comments:

Linda said...

It's so good to have you all week 'round instead of just when the library has it's doors open,lol
This way you can blog skyclad if you wanna. To fucking cold for me to do this and even if I did, I don't want to be responsible for the deaths that would occur from people catching sight of me. This much jiggling fat would scare anyone to death....

Sydney said...

Jackie Sue, You are a mess! You crack me up over and over again ;)
('Course, I'm pretty cracked already)
Syd

Cassandra said...

I'm baccccccccckkkkkkk....... :)

Scottish Toodler said...

LMAO!!!! I bet the Chief of police knows you pretty well!!! hehehe

soonerfan78 said...

HA! Your totals are much better than mine, I only garnished two flips of the bird in return , and 3 dirty looks

Rocky (Racquel) said...

LMAO JS. YF, R

:-)

apositivepessimist said...

i still remember the first and i think only time i ever saw my dad give the "yeah up yours" fingers to another driver as they sat on our arse while he was trying to parallel park in an extremely busy road...was funny to see two little old blue rinses tootle on past.