I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Thursday, December 01, 2005

SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW..


FIRST OFF..MY FOOTBALL STATS SO FAR THIS SEASON ARE...104 WINS...67 LOSES AND 4 TIES...COOL...
OK..FOR THE NEW STUFF..

PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR GOOGLE ARE CALLED GOOGLERS.THE PLACE WHERE THEY WORK IS CALLED GOOGLEPLEX. THEY GET 3 FREE MEALS A DAY AND UNLIMITED SNACKS AND PLAY BEACH VOLLEYBALL, ROLLER HOCKEY, AND OTHER GAMES FOR FREE...(M&M'S IN BOWLS EVERYWHERE)..THE GOOGLEPLEX HAS HIGH-TECH TOILETS AND HEATED SEATS WITH CONTOLS FOR WASHING AND DRYING..SO YOU NEVER NEED TO USE TOILET PAPER...THE WORD GOOGLE COMES FROM THE WORD GOOGOL. A MATH TERM FOR THE NUMBER 1 FOLLOWED BY 100 ZERO'S..
NOW DONT YOU FEEL SMARTER...? NO? WELL FUCK YOU THEN..

3 comments:

Cassandra said...

I feel smarter and jealous.....

Anonymous said...

Wow. Google is opening a huge office here in the Phoenix area. Maybe I should go to work for them...I hate toilet paper, it chaps my ass (but then so do a alot of things, lol)!

seareach

leo myshkin said...

i need a bigger skull to hold all this information.

i didn't get to where i am today by not using toilet paper.