SMALL EARTHQUAKE DISRUPTS HOLLYWOOD PREMIER

Hollywood, ca. Eary yesterday evening the opening premier of the movie "Brokeback Mountain" was canceled due to small sesmic disturbances. "There were no warnings at all, it just came from out of no where." said a producer for the movie.."It is very strange that the epi-center of the earthquake was directly over John Wayne's grave."...he replied,"I'm sure it was just a coincidence"....The movie premier will be moved to the east coast.