I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Wednesday, June 22, 2005


thought jackie as she packed up her trusted and faithful companion Rocky and headed out to Washington,DC to confront King George face to face and in person...She knew that only she could save the country from the man who was giving cowboys a bad name...she knew it wasen't going to be easy but like she had always said,"i love the smell of naplm in the morning" and off they went..As she was bording the plane Jackie wispered to Rocky, "fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
With Rocky tucked under her arm she departed the plane in DC and finding a cab went directly to the White House where she knew she would find (ack, gag, choak) the president...King George his ownself..Standing in front of the guard house Jackie confronted the Marine Guard and said, let me in ...I need to see the President. What makes you think you can just get in to see the president Jackie?..She replied, "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."..well, come on in then...and he ushered her right to the white house doors...as he walked away Jackie heard him say "May the force be with you."
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Jackie looked around and all she could think of was...this is "the stuff that dreams are made of" and went in search for ole George...
to be continued...

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